Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right. Oh, no.

♪ Baby, you are out of luck...

[phone ringing]

♪ Only if we try ♪

Hurry. It's freezing.

Woman #2: It's all right now. Come on.

- [fires] - Ohh! Son of a...

There's no better way for two guys

I'll decide what I need to know, and she's not like that.

Hello, Natalie.

Have a little faith in your father.

I just feel weak and used.

Why don't you give them a call?

That's your job. You'd better learn to do it.

It would really mean a lot to me

there's gotta be a guard around here somewhere. We'll ask him.

- Oh, God. - It's all right.

Where the hell did you find him?

He doesn't deserve having his feelings hurt

You know, you really are a hypocrite, aren't you?

Have her send somebody for you.

- [coughs] - [chuckles]

We're not without means, for God's sake.

You know, maybe it's just easier to blame her.

I'm sorry, I didn't quite...

I don't have to tell you anything.

Stay here? You gonna watch the football game,

You don't have to shoot 'em, Pete.

♪ If the music makes me money ♪

Here's something you should know about me, Dale.

and hope I get arrested so I can get some sleep.

It wasn't open. It was unlocked.

Well, I guess you wanna eat.

How I'm walking into Thanksgiving dinner

We are at the moment. We got 20 bucks.

Fine. No problem.

Waiting for your dad?

♪ Well, it seemed so damn run-down ♪

So, good luck, all right? Don't give up.

♪ Baby, don't you know that I'm stuck on... ♪

You asked for it, and you got it.

You warm enough back there?

♪ That means they've lost ♪

If you could see both sides, you'd know that that isn't true.

♪ Maybe everyone could learn to love ♪

♪ I thought my heart was fireproof ♪

Can you say, I'm sorry I hit you with a golf club,

So you can get my approval of your new boyfriend?

Congratulations.

what that missile twister can teach you, you don't need to learn 'til you're in prison

That's all any of us in here can do.

My mother used to work in the laundry

I'm gonna make you eat that gun.

Only, this time, no sissy kicks, okay,

a lot of shit to get you home.

I'll be back on Monday.

I'll go outside. Let him use the bathroom.

I, uh... I have to get something from my bag.

♪ Got the words on our minds ♪

Hands up. Try it. [whimpers]

such a whining little rodent,

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND ROTTING IN YOUR OWN PISSED OFF WORLD

Put your thumbies out here so you don't break 'em.

Hey, the kid doesn't mean it.

Lost our car. We got robbed.

The less I know, the better.

[engine starts]

Someone from any sort of decent background would knock.

A couple of hookers...

It's on purpose.

Man #2: Thank you, darling.

[ducks quacking]

I'm not too crazy about my mother to begin with,

Uh, no, you go ahead, babe.