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- Natalie: A thing of beauty. - That looks good.
♪ The only thing that keeps... ♪
Man: They'll take good care of you here.
♪ And understand ♪
no sucker punches,
I'm sorry.
Act like a rodent around somebody else.
- [thuds] - [grunts]
Hands over your head.
Because she gave birth to you.
Won't hurt as bad.
[whistling]
Wait a minute.
Let's see if your punch is as big as your mouth.
Is that your most pathetic look?
Yeah.
Yeah. Why?
♪ And ever since you were a little, bitty... ♪
I'm tired of doing the dirty work for you.
[door opens]
I beat you mentally.
♪ Got the troubles on our shoulders ♪
they should take care of anything that comes up.
You got a better way to get home?
Come on. Give it to me, pipsqueak.
but I don't think you could raise a welt on my fanny.
Getting hungry for your turkey dinner?
to your crude vocabulary
Now, since we might be legally related someday,
[grunts]
Go to hell!
Oh. We're going home, too.
♪ No money down, really real good deal ♪
rotting in your own pissed-off world.
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
[car engine sputters]
I don't think you would have frozen, not solid, anyway.
♪ My life has only begun ♪
to think we can't make it home on our own.
Some kid.
♪ Have a little hope ♪
or his house or his money or his friends.
He has to go to Europe.
Yeah.
♪ You'll know it's me when I come through your town ♪
Beautiful, aren't they?
♪ Ohh, whoa-oh ♪
Have a nice weekend, rotting in your own pissed-off world.
You're outnumbered now, boy.
- [gasping] - Jeez!
Because, frankly, I don't care
I'm not your dad. I'm not your grampy.
[chuckles] Feisty little guy.
Dutch: Huh?
You have a high brown belt. What are you worried about?
Pete, let's go. You don't have to shoot 'em.
Ahh!
- I'm a high brown belt. - Yeah?
[chorus singing]
Officer: You're a lucky man you're not hurt.
[overlapping conversations]
♪ Till the end of the world rolls around ♪
Okay?
Guaranteed.
I like him a lot. I'm his friend,
Well, you'll be talking to him. You can tell him.
Your testicles descending? What?
Dale, look at me.
Is there something wrong with that?
Sure. We got enough time to eat?
- Do you know how to knock? - Your ma's on the phone.
Believe it.
And I bet you'd like
[clears throat]
- Dutch. - Indeed.
These are the Cumberland Mountains.
oh, is it all right to, uh...
I got something in there for your mother.
I gave you a house to live in with your truck driver.
You did?
For the umpteenth time, I'll be with Dad.
You still gonna shoot me in the ass?
why we should spend any more time with each other.
so we could get to know each other,
♪ The big, blue sky comes down to the ground ♪
You hurt her, and I'll hit you so fucking hard,
♪ Hillbilly music ♪
[sighs]
I know that what you were saying to Natalie was personal.
He's trying to get to know me
road people wander in. Excuse me.
♪ Didn't wanna work, just ride around town ♪
Guy's not my dad. That's my mother's boyfriend.
and I don't take crap from kiddies.
I wouldn't have had to come down here for you.
♪ Finance company put his feets on the ground ♪
- ♪ Sing it ♪ - ♪ Ohh, whoa-oh, la la la ♪
We got this far, didn't we?
[door closes]
I'd have busted every bone in your body.
A chance at your mom's money?
No, I'm with someone,