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And you're gonna work on being a nice guy with your son
You're an idiot.
- Pleasure seeing you again. - [grunts]
[whimpers] Look up. Look up.
We're gonna have some fun now.
I love you, honey, and...
[doorbell rings]
were you expecting the mailman?
We're going home to Hammond for the holidays.
Working in the kitchen will be good for you, Teddy.
You're disgusting.
because what that missile twister can teach you,
Lock up when you're through.
♪ We can really make it better, yeah ♪
Listen, I'm flying down to Atlanta
You ever heard of a telephone?
See, he's got this ridiculous plan
[ringing continues]
What?
I hate his guts.
♪ Snatch it back and hold it ♪
Driver: Thanks.
Probably, but I had this plan.
Now I gotta kill your families, too.
My working-class ego can handle that
My name's Doyle.
I mean, you don't need him
- How about you? - Brock?
Your working-class ego can't handle a kid
to my mother's taste in men.
[coughs]
Smoke bother you?
Man #2: I'm going back to the limo.
Hello. Hello.
I'm not 100% sure those undershorts
I meant it.
I still owe you one.
- I do! He's single. - Why'd you say that?
[whistles]
What do you want?
Doyle!
with a set of tiny little genitals?
Come and get it.
Could you go inside and get directions?
I choose not to.
[barking]
No. No, that's okay.
You're the picture's worth a thousand words guy.
[laughs] Right?
We were robbed by homebound hookers.
And when the smoke cleared, almost without exception...
[cello playing]
Did you steal 'em?
Libby, this is Natalie Standish.
So do you get along with your dad?
Hey, kid!
♪ Ohh, whoa ♪
♪ We can do it together ♪
[Reed chuckles]
Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah.
I'll drive the next shift.
I don't think you know who I am.
Yeah?
♪ As long as the sun goes up and comes down ♪
Partial apology if I did any permanent damage.
[phone ringing]
to give me any permanent damage.
[laughs]
[groans]
♪ Somebody got to help me ♪
I gotta wonder how nuts I am.
I'm sorry. Could you step outside?
Nice meeting you.
I gotta get rid of the voices!
There's only one thing he has that I want.
♪ Your love meant nothing to me, dear ♪
Remember, I'm your dad. I got a bad heart.
♪ Everybody knows you've been steppin' on my toes ♪
I said, Stop the car.
[moaning]
- Yeah. - Okay, fine.
Ow!
Are you nuts? Go down the road a piece.
taking my wallet, my luggage, my last cigar.
It's your mother. Come on, talk to her.
[water splashing]
I'm okay.
♪ We've got to give a little love ♪
[doorbell rings]
Who?
We was living out of the back of our car.
What the hell are you beating me up for?
to be with her right now, wouldn't you?
To appease your guilt?
pre-fax machine/car-phone, masculine pride.
[groans]
Doyle?
I got M-80s. I got dragon tongues.
Okay. I just think it's really sick that you'd cut my mom loose
What do you like to do for fun?
- You lied to me. - Don't talk to me that way.
Hey! Aah!
Mike's supervisor is on the board.
Damn! Jeez. Ahh.
No, I wasn't invited last year.
So we were down in New Orleans at the Superdome
Yeah, I know. I understand.
he's gonna blow his chance at my mother.
Make your call. Give me some peace.
♪ For me and you ♪
CUANDO LA SEMANA SE HA HECHO ETERNA…
♪ But you burned your way inside ♪
♪ He thanked the judge for being so kind ♪
♪ We've got to give a little love ♪
old-fashioned, pigheaded, working-class
Do you know what your mother would say
All right, that's it. Wave it to her.