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- Let's go, Dobie. - Uh...
Chicken!
to drag me around until I break.
♪ Don't mean that it's hip ♪
Come on. Come on, come on,
I... I really want you to come home, Doyle.
Can't beat a good fireworks show.
I'm a little surprised to see myself here, too, Mary Alice.
Before we start, run in the other room
[phone ringing]
If you shoot me, I'll have you arrested.
Call it male pride,
I really appreciate it.
and then it blew up in your face.
You don't know my dad, so shut up.
[bells chime]
I'm me. You're you. There's no reason on Earth
♪ Hillbilly music ♪
We'll find some nice motel you can burn down.
There's one thing I can do that you can't.
- Ooh, we're gonna get you, kid. - Yeah.
so it doesn't matter.
You wanna put some money on it?
[whimpering] Help me.
Monday.
Listen, you children of people
I lost my temper, and I shouldn't have.
Would you like to see the wine list?
♪ As long as the world goes round and round ♪
You don't think it hurts your parents?
- Thanks. - Good luck.
She puts up with your crap, she can handle mine.
I don't know. I have a ticket for him.
Yes.
♪ We've got to give a little love ♪
I've talked and talked and talked to you
if you live, die, or grow mushrooms in your crack.
♪ Waits a beautiful day ♪
The World:
- I'm being serious. - I'm sorry.
Uh, Dave...
Hey! Give me my stick back.
Hey, buddy!
Don't shoot me.
Happy holidays.
kicked your face, mashed your testes,
Listen, listen, it's the holiday season.
♪ There was once a little mansion ♪
I still owe you that shot in the ass.
He's picking me up for Thanksgiving break
[Dutch groans]
I've been kicked and beat and left for dead,
You have to click it.
Now give me his number in London.
Both our families are from there.
Excuse me.
♪ Livin' in this crazy world ♪
Do you have a mother?
It'll happen.
Sure. Go ahead.
- Where you going? - Home.
Getting hungry for your turkey dinner?
Why? You hate her.
Yes, sir.
You piss me off, I react.
Hey, you okay?
to not have to call my mother for help.
Help me. Help me.
♪ Ohh, whoa, whoa-oh ♪
While you were brushing your teeth, I called your mom.
where you can't call for help.
[piano music continues]
- How do you mean? - Well, are you drifters?
[laughs]
♪ Make this a better world ♪
so this is personal, too.
shot you twice?
We can make it home.
I was a little crazy.
Hi, sweetheart.
♪ So caught up in the confusion ♪
I'm not your uncle. I'm a working-class nobody,
I thought you were going down to spend some time with Doyle.
and we'll meet you inside, all right?
♪ Only if we try ♪