Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the most wonderful birthday present...
What?
Wait a minute.
I mean, you didn't know that it was Chrissy's birthday.
You know the trouble with you, Helen? You don't know the value of money.
Well, maybe I can get a loan from school.
Yeah, it does, doesn't it? Yeah.
♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
Well, that's the problem. You don't want this fake stuff. Here.
Turn around. Okay.
I want you to know I have tried very hard to get your $300.
Well, you're gonna hear it!
Chrissy, you may not like what I have to say,
Yeah. Thank goodness.
[ Doorbell Rings ] Coming!
About what?
- Two-fifty? You're kidding. - No, no. That brings our total to $5.80.
You really think so? [ Chuckles ] Sure!
No kidding? Still... [ Together ] That's $300.
but it does seem to fit a little better, doesn't it?
Oh, yeah. Here you go, Chrissy. Let me just...
Do me a favor, will ya? Butt out.
[ British Accent ] Oh. So sorry. I was looking for Mother. Wrong apartment.
Four women? Mr. Travers, uh...
Oh. Changing your whole image, huh?
all on the same day you asked me for money for your lunch.
You can see how good it looks, okay? O-Okay.
Oh, yeah. And you should've seen the expression on Chrissy's little face.
Well, when you think about it, it wasn't that funny.
Chrissy! How?
But thanks anyway, Stanley.
Why not? Because I don't have any mon-mon-mon-mon-mon...