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Okay? Uh-huh.
- I just saw something really scary. - What?
I... I go make dinner. No.
You're breaking your promise to me. No, I'm not.
Yeah, Mr. Roper. I got the jacket right here. It's gift-wrapped and everything.
He'll never hear it from me. Oh, thanks.
- What was that? - Uh, it was an obscene phone call.
Do the skeleton scat Do the skeleton scat
Now, I know Jack didn't forget your birthday.
I don't see how you can possibly last out the week.
Oh, I can imagine. Listen, uh,
for you to be considered a needy student.
Terrific. Well, listen, I'll start dinner, and then I'll bring it right down, okay?
Well, it crossed my mind then. And?
Exactly.
I don't blame you. But now you can see...
No, I can't tell her that, Mr. Roper. She'll be too unhappy.
What do you think of a woman who wants to drive her husband to the poorhouse?
She-She lives in the same building.
Uh, it's about the jacket.
Oh, Stanley! You mean we're going to Las Vegas? Of course.
I did?
Good, good. But I want the jacket tonight.
Why not? I'll pay it back in a few months.
I don't know. I'm always expecting something I don't get.
Oh, my...
I am not finished yet! It is the stingiest, the dirtiest... Janet!
You can stop acting now. Chrissy, you don't want to... you don't want to open...