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Have you met J-Bone?
It's getting a little weird, yeah.
I mean, it's got over 50 programmable greetings,
And now a snowstorm!
You want to learn how to shred ass, you go see J-Bone.
your Cloud 9 virtual greeter.
That way, you can superimpose yourself
Good, 'cause he's a child. He can't consent.
They say consent is irrelevant.
I don't know... for starters,
I am doing very well.
"Noice"! Yeah!
Oh, we're calling you J-Bone now?
Guess what, people... I have sex.
Mexican or Italian?
because Amy was in the power position.
Um... I know that everyone is walking on eggshells around me.
Let's just get it all out there once and for all,
- Oh! - Yeah, you did!
Oh, I think it was something about
All right, who's next?
Nuh-uh, Jonah was on top.
And I like having sex.
No! It's messed up.
Who knows?
or maybe I'm wrong!
You know, talking on the CB,
At first, I was like, "Is that Mateo or the Rock?"
Ooh, I hope it's a pizza truck.
All right, okay.
- Oh. - Come on.
Do you want me to get the harassment video?
These are all excellent ideas, thank you.
Mateo, if you could move salvage off the floor,
because they think, as a woman,
doing it on a magic carpet or in outer space.