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Like, this apartment is so insane.
Lot of condolences emails to answer.
Who do you think you are, talking to us that way?
Yeah, but it's fine.
_
I could find it cheaper in Chinatown.
We love you, too, dad.
It was 79 bucks.
I'm not judging you,
Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a wordsmith.
Do you want to maybe switch?
Mom, she's a high-class wasp-y Jew.
Mom, I thought we were done with the bag obsession.
Yelp said someone got a staph infection in this place — it's so cheap now. Staph is not the real bad one, right?
You know, I've been surrounded by a lot of death lately, too.
I can't believe that you live across the hall from me.
You wanna talk nasty seafood?
the first night that we did anything, okay?
So walk around us, you patriarchal mother(Bleep)!
We love you, too.
I got you, come here.
Alright, you're not getting throwing help him. Wait... That's it!
Well, my favorite TV show is "Six Feet Under,"
I... I need more bags.
You know, it's not really an official date-date.
hang out sesh at his apartment.
But it's like, ask me first?
All right, let's get to work.
All right, well, have fun.
Yeah, yes.
- No! - Oh, wow.
You sure?
I'm being childish?
from Zabar's for Shiva tomorrow!