Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude jacking off...
How's it goin'?
Your profile is one of the most powerful.
Stop! I'm sorry!
What did I tell you!
That's kinda cool.
- Dump him. - I can't do that. I just feel too bad.
If you want to find some quality friends, you're going to have to wade through all the D!#@$ first.
You don't have a chance in here, user! You pathetic little...
It would be fine except my farm is starting to shrink.
It was a great ride, but I must say goodbye.
It's not as hard as it sounds. Have you ever heard of Chatroulette?
Confirm.
Just to be clear, you and I are not friends?
There's a lot of profiles here!
- I didn't even pay any attention to... - You like being single?
Ignore.
This my friend Kyle. He's looking for some new friends.
Mom, Dad, I'm all done.
- What? - Is that all I am? A big joke?
I have more friends than you'll ever have in the real world.
That's why I came to you.
Word on the street!