Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This theory of mine?
A la recherche du temps perdu
Well, this theory of yours
Yes, yes...
The what?
Brackets, miss, brackets--
The sodding hamster's dead!
No, I'm sorry, we don't go there.
Yes, thank you very much.
Saying what my theory is.
With diarrhea and flabby white legs
Shut up!
I mean, I'm fed up of going abroad
Golf's not very popular around here.
"but your bloody pusillanimous behavior
And the accordionist plays...
Oh, shut up!
If we'd have had the whole philharmonic orchestra in there
Well, there's golf, and strangling animals.
Put wood in 'ole, muther.
Do you want a nice time?
No, not really.
...and there's nowhere to sleep...
Hello, operator?
By adenoidal typists from birmingham
Omar sharif;laurie fishlock, ex-surrey opening batsman;
It was a tremendous success.
Yes.
Hello, is that the fire brigade?
"food very greasy
Uh, big bloke-- swann! swann!
Oh, I'm fine.
The glasgow orpheus male voice choir were tackling
Sorry to keep you waiting.
By some drunken greengrocer from luton with an instamatic
Well, ladies and gentlemen
All right, comrades, time to go to work.
The bolor supplement.
God, I hate you!
Yes, I quite agree with you.
...bowl of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup
Hello, eamonn.
Right.
"mr. smarmy so- called harold wilson
Because they overdid it
Makes me vomit!"
You can see exactly how far he gets.
Yes?
And he fell into the wastepaper basket.