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You embarrassed me. Cake.
Where is my drink, sweetheart? I don't know, but this is my third.
No!
All right, everyone.
I want Megan to move on, okay?
Oh, that's so thoughtful.
Yes!! Give me a filet rare.
Starchild was wonderful, all right?
Hi. Hi.
I promised you guys a special night and that means no distractions.
Oh, yeah, no, you've definitely been working out.
This is brilliant. Mm-hmm.
What does that box actually do?
Yeah, sounds good. Definitely, yeah.
Listen up everyone...
- It's for my vlog. - Blog.
I think he means gay Tony Stark.
Taco, come in.
Do you... Oh, sure. Come on up.
You brought my iPad into the bathroom?
We'll last forever.
That was... Oh, boy...
And you're... you're probably still angry with me.
I like Ted. He is really cute.
Got to go to the bathroom, but you got some food in your hand,
A 30-year-old sloth is far less useful to me than a
At least somebody wants to do something for our anniversary.
- He can hang. - Oh, he can hang?
That was amazing.
It's a gorgeous gift. I mean... Guys, quick question.
We're gonna have some shots. It's your birthday.
You seriously gonna sit here and not eat a goddamn thing?
You had second thoughts about our marriage?
When do you ever see an ice cream truck anymore?
Can you believe the dress still fits?
Urinal cake
He was going to hire me to be the DJ.
You know, your life on the net is even sadder than your life on Earth?
Ted, we're hanging.
Hernando's a man's name.
How's it going? It's really good.