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"I'm so glad you asked, Claire."
when Jonathan had that thing with Jorge,
So two split bedrooms, two full baths, and we are on the A line,
I provide that level of service to all of my clients.
And I'm passing all these expensive new condos, thinking, "You know what?"
-That's cold.
And you should not be denying the world the pleasure of you.
-Home is where the heart is. -Exactly.
But maybe I'll have a new love in my life by the "one-year expiration date."
And I am still looking for any tiny excuse or stupid reason
-Bad news first. -Tyler's sitting next to you.
-I think I follow him. -Unfollow him.
Please. You know you're avoiding me.
And maybe I'll also have a unicorn that shits money.
-…our terrace!
-This is where you say, "Who's Layla?" -Oh.
Please, do not have a baby with Colin.
-Hmm? -Mm.
our monthly would be cheaper than living apart.
Did he want them to match his hairless head?
-How'd it go? -Ah…
They met at our company Christmas party this past year.
Not this time.
-Wow! -I know!
Huh!
There are so many ways
They broke up for a couple months a few years ago
I can't even get on a subway without a penis in my face.
But it's good Colin's with a young guy.