Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is a shallow, empty life that leads nowhere.

-I'm gonna go find my table. -All right. Have a great evening.

No. He doesn't have a plus-one. None of us do.

Is there something wrong with the apartment? Noise?

Yeah, yeah. Take your time.

-You bidding on something? -Ah!

Who knew gay guys were just as awful as straight guys?

Michael, I'm so sorry.

Suzanne. She saw them together moving into Colin's new apartment.

I always thought you were the good-looking one.

and scrape together the down payment,

the Mexican travel agent who he thought looked like Ricky Martin.

I'll have nobody left to go to dinner with.

You're still gorgeous!

-Don't you just hate men?

have a lot to discuss at your next therapy session.

So just as I had that thought,

I wonder how I'd look with blond hair. It would really pop on screen.

because it made him look so shallow,

Claire, don't list your apartment with Tyler.

Ugh. And did he bring his new boyfriend?