Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But once we open the slide, it's every man for himself.

- Trey can't get it up. - What?

and he wouldn't have slept with a stewardess.

But if his tongue could do that, she wondered what it could do to her.

I had no idea you Yanks were so bloody friendly.

I started thinking about honesty. Maybe the idea was overrated.

- Let's go back and go to bed. - No, I should get home.

When we were going out?

I cheated on a test in the fifth grade with two friends.

It's two different types of wood from two different trees.

See You Next Tuesday

You can't surprise a man with a dog.

There's no reason to tell him. Men lie about this all the time.

Harris Bragan, emergency room doctor.

In a relationship, is honesty really the best policy?

Sure. Portuguese, that's impressive.

It's how you say what you do that matters. For example, "I'm in PR".

It's really... nicer than anyone deserves.

The architecture, the energy. It is, you know.

The other night, I was thinking of putting whipped cream

- Why do you keep running away? - I'm not running away.

That was another lie.

That was unfortunate.

If I have to be a bridesmaid, I'd at least like to look good.

They do wear something under kilts, but it's easy to get off.

You haven't made breakfast

I wanted it to mean something.

I walked around for about an hour.

- Excuse me? - You haven't slept with him yet?

There's a wedding I'm in on Sunday.

There was another booty call that night.

I wasn't ready to find out.

I want to do things to him that I have never done to anybody.

I'd love to ask you to spend the night, but I've got an early flight to Dc.