Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But before I give it to you, I'd like you to make me a promise

- and she won't listen to me. - Dorian, you're a fool.

and I'm sorry that I wasn't able to hear you

Jordan, I can't sign a will right now. As usual, please don't call me back.

- You did all this by yourself? - Well, I had a little help.

By the by, I've got some lady problems, too.

Whether it's a pen that represents your mortality...

Ben's not just a grade to me. He's a person.

I shouldn't have brought the will to the hospital. It was a rookie mistake.

Denise brought some non-alcoholic beer.

I got way into shoplifting and watching anime pornography.

- Want a bite, sweetie? It's so good. - No, thank you.

All right, Lucy Bennett, you're up.

Eyes up, don't disrespect me!

J. D: I do. I love the attention.

- You're that Aaronson kid. - Mmm-hmm.

but I bet it's like having sex with a waterbed.

Like a plant, so that it'll, you know, grow.

Panther Claw, the Walrus has landed.

It must come from someone else, a friend, a stranger, Oprah.

(GROANS IN PAIN)

Oh, it's stuffy under there.

The no-kids thing is not really a big deal

'Cause that's another thing that I can't do.

- Let's walk in silence, maybe. - Yes.

You know, just because one of those old married people croaked