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(ELLIOT CRYING LOUDLY)
(WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS)
He's really important to me. And this is him, right here.
- Shall we? - We shall.
Talking pregnancy sex?
Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor.
And the resort I found is amazing.
you're just continuing the never-ending cycle of abuse.
LUCY: Perfect.
You know, you always think you're gonna have just a little more time.
- It's long distance. - Where's the other one?
A babymoon is a vacation you and your loved one take
Loose limbs make limber lovers
I'm sorry, sweetie, I just don't feel super-romantic right now.
It looks like a trap. Are you trying to catch someone else's baby?
Let me tell you about my friend, Jake.
(BEN SIGHS)
I just feel like I'm racing against the clock,
Is there also a punching-each-other- in-the-stomach contest?
but you couldn't hear because you're married to him.
Please don't cut me. It's not right.
like Harrison Ford in some kind of Harrison Ford movie.
I don't know if you saw some of the rose petals, but...
- L-gotta-take-a-walk-five. - He's not taking it well.
What else did your baby get that we could play with?
Is that because by sleeping with Cole I've invalidated myself as a person?
You did the laundry and you put my work socks beside my gym socks,
I'm just really gonna miss you when you're gone.
J.D., those baby books are filled with lies.
Dr. Turk, I can't wait to slice up this old bastard's ticker.
Future doctors!