Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SHE GOES OFF TO COLLEGE TOMORROW!

THAT'S RIGHT -- IT'S PRACTICALLY MAGIC, SO DON'T LOSE IT.

JUST KEEP IN MIND, THE DINING HALL HOURS ARE CAST IN STONE.

SAW YOU COMING.

WHERE, THE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED OLD MATTRESS DROP-OFF STATION

OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT RORY.

OH, HERE'S YOUR SUITE.

I HEARD "COPPER" AND "BOOM."

WE'LL BE THOSE DIRTY, FILTHY,

IS INDONESIA EAST OR WEST OF THE PHILIPPINES?

I'M BLINKING, AND MY HEAD'S IN A FUNNY PLACE.

FOR SODAS AND STUFF WHEN THINGS ARE CLOSED --

RORY SAYS THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, TOO.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

Rory: IT'S FROM YALE. MY ORIENTATION IS SATURDAY.

WHY DON'T I WANT TO BE AWAY FROM YOU?

BECAUSE YOUR OBNOXIOUS MOTHER WOULDN'T LET THEM PARK

WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT THE COUCH?

MR. -- WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?

WE ARE GOING TO PARTAKE IN OVER THIS WEEK,

YOU'RE SO HANDY.

WE SHOULD DANCE

SO, SHE'S NICE.

THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW -- THREE HOURS TOTAL --

HE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR MY PEOPLE SKILLS.

DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT RORY?

GIVE ME A HUG. WAIT.

AND A CURRENT PHOTO.

AND "1" IS... THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER KNOW.

SURNAMES REFLECTED A PERSON'S ORIGIN OR OCCUPATION,

ALWAYS HAVE YOUR KEYS.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

IF I GIVE YOU MY LAWYER'S NAME, WILL YOU LEAVE?

I WANT YOU FULLY OUTFITTED AND SETTLED FOR YOUR FIRST NIGHT, OR I WON'T SLEEP.

SO, IT'S IN PARK? ENGINE'S OFF?

I CAN'T TAKE THE MATTRESS. THEN YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TRUCK.

SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ON KEY.

AND THEN SUPERIMPOSE AN IMPORTANT PERSON

YOU THINK OF SOMEBODY BETTER.

AFTER I MADE YOU COME BACK ALL THIS WAY

A RUG FOR YOUR ROOM TO MAKE IT COZY!

WHERE'S THE PHONE?

FOR THE APPEALING LASCIVIOUSNESS OF THE ENTENDRE SINGULAR.

WITH DOZENS OF BEAUTY PRODUCTS,

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, CHIP IS WAITING.

I'M SORRY. WHAT HAPPENED?

BE MY CHARACTER WITNESS OR SOMETHING.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE.