Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is it turf toe?

- Think of me as your university of Phoenix. - You know what?

- Yes. - Not a horror movie.

(Andre groaning)

Even you know you're gonna lose.

A little salty.

I'm working my ass off over here.

This week I'm gonna take you down!

Someone has to defend them

I'm Done With The Rat Race. I'm Retired.

I'd like an old-fashioned, please.

I'll be there on Sunday.

Really? I am still really hungry, though.

of a better life and whispering football secrets.

Then don't do it. Don't give her any money.

No, I'm friendly.

He's a professional, just like myself. Ugh! Oh!

It's just a dick move telling people you're gonna run a marathon and then not do it.

Everything is free.

Union is strong. We even made a pact.

What's a notary?

I have turf toe.

It's like, I'm not gonna pay you to lose weight. It's a scam.

It just gives me so much more energy.

Let's hurry up with those drinks, bartender.

don't expect you to pay me to go on the elliptical to work it off.

It was impressive.

What I want to know is why these corporate documents are

- Next week, I am going to crush Andre. - Andre? Ooh.

I got to use your bathroom.

But when you're running, you just want it.

- No I haven't been... - We've been up all night too.

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