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Sure.
It's actually something simple enough for you to do.
This is a little Asian boy who wanted to own a powerboat.
Don't forget your anal Kegels.
I have the strength of four Salisburies, three sirloins and
It's not a big deal.
Uh, I think you got that backwards.
Yeah, it's for charity. I just wanted to kinda give back.
I'm at, like, 40% right now.
- Who? - Third stringer Anthony Dixon.
time for hobbies like that. Alright.
It's half full.
Notarize!
Well, I walked as much as I could and then I ran a bit and
You're going head-to-head with her in the league this week...
No, this is not like a date night.
You were only supposed to stamp the paper!
I'm training.
What's the name of the dude you're chasing?
By the way, it wasn't a stripper pole.
- What? - The times, they are changing.
Be rated R.
How much of that marathon did you run last year?
You so confident you gonna run, let's put some money on it.
No, we moved a while back... Oh, I'm so sorry.
Prova
don't petrify... certify!
Oh, my God.
What?
She's, like, a real canotary.
This wouldn't have anything to do with me refusing to donate
Really? We're gonna talk about who's wearing what?
Twyla! Got some stuff I need notarized from BP v. Minority Fishermen.
give money to things against my will.