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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Ana, is this true?
I'm still married to Rita Moreno.
¶ ¶
Her heart is as cold as a Rocky Mountain Duff.
Ain't that right, Alexa?
¶ Drinkity drink da drink da drink ¶
still be a thing in this day and age?
Just look at my invites.
Ah, that's the Love Tester.
I've never been inside before.
Where are my manners?
and this is my stop!
And believe me, I know marriage law.
Back in my head, Fats.
what oil I sautéed these vegetables in?
("Wedding March" plays)
Lisa, ignorant men and foolish women sometimes do
Sometimes arranged marriages are the best.
You know I'm in debt, right?
BART (quietly): The "package" should be arriving now.
Poor Moe. In Russia, we have word for people like you:
Oh, Mom, thank God.
I mean, look at Tevye and Golde.
you really love something until you've lost it.
I even chase out moose and squirrel.
Little Miss Lola Loud, Ben Bones, Lofty, Ladybug and the powerpuff girls are going to Niagara Falls. It's a very nice place. When I was a wee girl, I also went there to see them taking a little dive!
Let's invite, then dis-invite him.
I-I'm lookin' forward to the future.
(laughter)
I'm from Columbus, Ohio.
Duh, what's a patronage? Duh.
Now just so you know, technically,
Putting the brew in Hebrew.