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What's this?
-Looks good. -I feel better.
She's just getting off work.
Are you from the Highlands?
(spooky voice): Welcome to the dark net.
Oh, I can't do it.
(chuckles) Let's go.
Of course, it won't be as clean and nice as this swamp.
-MAN: Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! -(cheering)
but he makes a whiskey sour to die for.
And I'm-I'm woke as hell.
(laughs)
Hey, I was thinking of making, uh, slivered green beans,
But I would appreciate a good review on Dark Yelp.
Then a couple of years ago, sweet Maya...
Olive? Canola?
a deal is a deal.
This one's brighter.
¶ What is a man with three little children ¶
I'm following mine.
Any less than three stars and, uh... (makes cutting sound)
I don't know, man, that doesn't seem, uh, woke.
You're a worthless train to nowhere,
(Brooklyn accent): So, uh, am I still getting paid?
D'oh!
Did you hear Moe accidentally bought a wife online?
No. It's bad juju.
No, no. You got it all wrong.
I need this, Bart!
We got a breakup, even better.
(grunting softly)
Yeah. No more little prank calls.
-Flanders. -We don't invite him.