Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just keeping this baby warm, that's all.

I'm a wizard. Give me the details, come on.

as the cradle of this country's leadership.

Let me shake your hand.

Then you're gonna pull K.P., the grease pit!

Well, how short are you?

Yes, that's probably because he's at Arlington, six feet under.

You mean definitively?

I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.

My wife's name is Gail, Frank.

I will give you one last chance.

No, I'm not opening.

My boy Charlie.

What a beautiful laugh.

Let me have the gun, Colonel.

At the dealer's.

It don't take no Young American merit scholarship to figure this one out.

George's father's gonna take care of that.

I believe President Bush went to Andover, Colonel.

l add one name,

I'll do the talking.

See no evil, hear no evil.

Ah, you don't think I deserve it.

Includes a nine-course, champagne Thanksgiving dinner.

-Colonel Slade... -Bread's no good west of the Colorado.

I have an idea. Why don't I take your father for a test drive?

It's really a...

receive neither recognition nor commendation

Get me a napkin. My mouth's watering.

Just let go, please!

Are you blind? Are you blind?

I couldn't say.

Schlitz, no Schlitz; Blatz, no Blatz; improvise.

I'm your nephew.

I think they're going to come to a decision now.

A disrespect for our values,

-Colonel Slade... -Charlie, rolls on the table?

-Ready? -No. I'll take it from here.

I owe you some money.

I'm expecting somebody.

Get in here, you idiot!

Come here, you.

me and MN Minnesota

It's my stepfather.

Get outta here!

Thought it's time to spread the riches around.

sometimes need a point in the right direction.

Goddamn beautiful, isn't she?

WE are just getting warmed up

Conscience is dead.

The truth is, Charlie,

A tail's in the tail.

They not only beat Exeter and Groton, but Aquinas High School, too.

Tell me now, Charlie.

Would you like to learn to tango, Donna?

there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing.

Michael, get your hand outta your pocket.

Charlie, I ask you,

And for that day, I am eternally grateful.

Indeed it is. So is dinner.

You know what they call me at the home office?

Put the gun down, all right, Colonel?

He wasn't conniving.

In loco parentis.

You got it. Hold onto it. You're strong. Come on.

The substance I was Iooking for, Mr. Simms, was to come from you.

Watch your step.

Well, how much are these white-bosomed slopes of Vermont?

But he dropped by anyway.

I'd show you out of order.

A bunch of runny-nosed snots in tweed jackets

"Have a nice day and come back soon."

It's probably a good idea.

I promise you, an easy 300 bucks.

How's that for cornball?

There's no kid here that can move a Ferrari like I can.

New England Thruway all the way, Colonel?

Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, retired.

You're buildin' a rat ship here,

It's a path made of principle that leads to character.

What are you doin', banging the dean's daughter? Hah!

I'm not drivin' anymore.

I don't know whether to shoot you or adopt you.

Please? Just like this. All right? There you go.

Thumb to palm, index finger through little digit, smartly aligned,

Hey Mt president

Not an isolated case of vandalism.

Let east meet west. We'll build a golden bridge.

when the shit hits the fan, some guys run,

I'm gonna give myself a count.

How would you know, watchin' MTV all your life?

Is there anything else in this world, Charlie?

I'm here in place of Charlie's parents.

I know you go to the Baird school.

My shoulder boards are in the top dresser drawer.

You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask.

Feel it? That's straight.

And Mike Stevens, wherever you are out there…fuck you too!!

This is Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade.

Clear them little bottles off.

No, not an idea, Mr. Willis.

It's a valuable future, believe me.

Hold on. Do you have beer?

All right, where am I, in Asia?

You got a lovely day to do it in, that's true

Did you time me?

You're exhausting my patience and making a mockery of these proceedings.

What are you doing? Stand up.

Maybe later, all right?

Good. Taxi come yet?

What do you feel like doin' today, huh?

But you're 17, with a blind companion. That we don't do.

Colonel Slade was on Lyndon Johnson's staff, Miss Downes.

Are you test-driving this baby?

You're leavin' on that last shuttle out of LaGuardia.

Yeah, a little.

Nothing can shut them up, Sir

I'D SHOW YOU BUT IM TOO OLD

I'll blow your fuckin' head off!

Here's my hand.

Quartermaster's on the take again.

and I hear this sound and I

"And I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact."

-Gail. -Of course.

lt's almost 3:00. The goddamn Flintstones haven't left yet.