Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tell me now, Charlie.

I couldn't say.

Let me shake your hand.

I'D SHOW YOU BUT IM TOO OLD

me and MN Minnesota

I promise you, an easy 300 bucks.

What are you doin', banging the dean's daughter? Hah!

Thought it's time to spread the riches around.

-Colonel Slade... -Bread's no good west of the Colorado.

Yeah, a little.

You got it. Hold onto it. You're strong. Come on.

Did you time me?

There's no kid here that can move a Ferrari like I can.

The truth is, Charlie,

as the cradle of this country's leadership.

"Have a nice day and come back soon."

Is there anything else in this world, Charlie?

In loco parentis.

You know what they call me at the home office?

New England Thruway all the way, Colonel?

I'd show you out of order.

Get me a napkin. My mouth's watering.

My boy Charlie.

You mean definitively?

I don't know whether to shoot you or adopt you.

"And I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact."

I will give you one last chance.

Then you're gonna pull K.P., the grease pit!

My wife's name is Gail, Frank.

Get in here, you idiot!

George's father's gonna take care of that.

It's a valuable future, believe me.

Schlitz, no Schlitz; Blatz, no Blatz; improvise.

sometimes need a point in the right direction.

And Mike Stevens, wherever you are out there…fuck you too!!

I'm expecting somebody.

-Gail. -Of course.

All right, where am I, in Asia?

A disrespect for our values,

I'll do the talking.

How's that for cornball?

It's really a...

I believe President Bush went to Andover, Colonel.

l add one name,

receive neither recognition nor commendation

Please? Just like this. All right? There you go.

I'm your nephew.

Indeed it is. So is dinner.

No, I'm not opening.

It's probably a good idea.

Feel it? That's straight.

What are you doing? Stand up.

It's my stepfather.

I'm gonna give myself a count.

It's a path made of principle that leads to character.

Ah, you don't think I deserve it.

WE are just getting warmed up

Hey Mt president

Conscience is dead.

-Colonel Slade... -Charlie, rolls on the table?

Clear them little bottles off.

I think they're going to come to a decision now.

You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask.

The substance I was Iooking for, Mr. Simms, was to come from you.

when the shit hits the fan, some guys run,

Charlie, I ask you,

Are you test-driving this baby?

Just keeping this baby warm, that's all.

Good. Taxi come yet?

Colonel Slade was on Lyndon Johnson's staff, Miss Downes.

I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.

lt's almost 3:00. The goddamn Flintstones haven't left yet.

Come here, you.

But you're 17, with a blind companion. That we don't do.

No, not an idea, Mr. Willis.

Let me have the gun, Colonel.

Quartermaster's on the take again.

I'm here in place of Charlie's parents.

See no evil, hear no evil.

there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing.

Maybe later, all right?

My shoulder boards are in the top dresser drawer.

But he dropped by anyway.

-Ready? -No. I'll take it from here.

This is Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade.

What a beautiful laugh.

Not an isolated case of vandalism.

They not only beat Exeter and Groton, but Aquinas High School, too.

Hold on. Do you have beer?

Well, how short are you?

Includes a nine-course, champagne Thanksgiving dinner.

A tail's in the tail.

Michael, get your hand outta your pocket.

Goddamn beautiful, isn't she?

I'm not drivin' anymore.

You're leavin' on that last shuttle out of LaGuardia.

Let east meet west. We'll build a golden bridge.

Get outta here!

I'll blow your fuckin' head off!

Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, retired.

At the dealer's.

Would you like to learn to tango, Donna?

What do you feel like doin' today, huh?

You're exhausting my patience and making a mockery of these proceedings.

Yes, that's probably because he's at Arlington, six feet under.

He wasn't conniving.

And for that day, I am eternally grateful.

Well, how much are these white-bosomed slopes of Vermont?

Just let go, please!

You're buildin' a rat ship here,

Are you blind? Are you blind?

and I hear this sound and I

Here's my hand.

I'm a wizard. Give me the details, come on.

You got a lovely day to do it in, that's true

I have an idea. Why don't I take your father for a test drive?

I know you go to the Baird school.

Watch your step.

Thumb to palm, index finger through little digit, smartly aligned,

Put the gun down, all right, Colonel?

A bunch of runny-nosed snots in tweed jackets

I owe you some money.

How would you know, watchin' MTV all your life?

Nothing can shut them up, Sir

It don't take no Young American merit scholarship to figure this one out.