Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Watch the "us" part.

I'm no fucking good

It's Charlie Simms.

And swabbies too

You, Mr. Wray, are a cover-up artist and you are a liar.

Randy, look at me when you're talking to me, now, son.

I'm in the gif business

Mrs. Hunsaker, have a nice day?

I gotta take a piss.

No, sir, l can't.

Conscience, Charlie.

No. I wanted to learn once, but...

-Gentlemen? -Yeah!

What's your name, driver?

And bring it on back to you

Are you finished, Mr. SIade?

I'd expect nothing less, sir.

Now, get my gear out.

These two gentlemen entertained me,

Listen, you made me laugh, but I can't let the car go out.

Why should I? You're not interested. You don't give a shit!

Forgot the one in the chamber

What? You givin' me an ultimatum?

Its K-sharma, dropping the K is phony.

Michael thinks the tango's hysterical.

انت لصاحبك اللي داخل يسألك علي تفصيله بسيطه ف الماده " "وانت لسه بتفهم المطلوب كان ايه

You're on, Colonel.

Whom, with your limited vision, did you see?

Does he got pimples? He hates pimples.

A: I'm sorry. B: Don't be sorry.

Double Jack Daniels on the rocks.

and kissed their ass!

Deputy Debriefer, Paris, Peace Talks, '68.

You like my blues, Charlie?

Ho Willie Young

I didn't have my contacts in.

Do you want to use the bathroom?

Fuck you know about pain?

Grilled veal paillards, tomato tapenade, and roasted eggplants.

They put him in a veteran's home, but he hated it,

Sometimes she cooks a pot roast.

This is my sidearm.

Well, you gotta have Thanksgiving somewhere.

Freak show central.

He merely puckered his lips

for a Thanksgiving quiz with big-shit Preston in the morning.

3 o'clock? 2 o'clock? Right oblique? Right face?

What have we here, Murderer's Row?

Hi. George Willis, please?

Do you understand?

Does it have a second hand?

and when they touched, yours were like

We don't get along very well.

All part of a plan, Charlie.

And, as the custodians of that tradition,

of which virtually two-thirds are guaranteed admittance,

Brown, light brown.

Easter in Bermuda, then Kentucky Derby weekend.

Tell me what you saw!

Well, get your driver on it.

Where you gonna be this weekend?

I'm no fucking good

And welcome to the Waldorf.

No, what you told me was that you gave me all the bullets.

Gracias, amigo.

because he's from Chestnut Hill and he's got...

He's a liar. I don't dance.

Where did you get a gun, Colonel?

You're human, Charlie. Beer?

leave any of us twisting in the wind.

I think it's great.

Ho Willie Young

What's useful about it?

I'm gonna christen the latrine.

Oh! I'm crazy about your grandmother.

As this is a matter which concerns the whole school,

in some convenience store in the Oregon 'burbs,

Well, I have an idea who it was.

No. Coast Guard.

Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.

Now all he is, is a rich asshole

Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls

Ho Willie Young

And what are you gonna tell 'em?

Please, don't do that.

Keep it straight.

That's terrific!

Now, don't hold me to this, but no contacts, it's dark...

At 70 miles an hour?

Maybe God thinks some people don't deserve to see.

You want me to lay off him, Chucky, 'cause he's blind?

You don't want to die.

William Tell, whoever.

If I were the man I was five drafts ago, I’d take a flamethrower to this place

He's good-cop, bad-coppin' us.

"The History of Jackets" by Mike Ahern

Try one of these rolls, Charlie.

Thanks, Colonel.

Why don't you just give me the gun, all right?

I'II see you Monday. Goodbye.

Why did the trustees buy him Jaguar wheels?

-This is Donny. -Hey, Charlie.

That's my heart I'm feelin'.

I hate goodbyes.

-Thank you, Daphne. -Certainly, sir.

Be a pleasure to squeal on 'em, wouldn't it?

I got a little problem at school, that's all.

You'll find bedding in the closet on the shelf.

And they were the size and shape of whom?

It's such a filthy habit.

I'm a grey ghost, too.

Some people live a lifetime in a minute.

What are you going home for?

We're both through. It's all over.

I'm sorry. / Don't be sorry.

Good morning, sir. -Mr. Willis.

I don't need any clothes, Colonel.

Pop the clutch.

I am just getting warmed up

Unless the Oak Room keeps some complimentary helicopter on the roof.

You want to do it? Do it! Let's go.

Tomster, Tomster. Yeah.

That I could wake up in the morning and she'd still be there.

Left. I knew it. Okay. Now?

Okay! Wait, wait, wait! Just wait!

Say hello to the potluck party from New York City.

How about a cup of coffee?

Does he know I'm comin'?

A very, very distant second

Mr. Willis, would you excuse us?

Out of odor? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?

Good afternoon.