Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where did you get a gun, Colonel?

You don't want to die.

It's Charlie Simms.

-Thank you, Daphne. -Certainly, sir.

Does it have a second hand?

leave any of us twisting in the wind.

As this is a matter which concerns the whole school,

Be a pleasure to squeal on 'em, wouldn't it?

You're on, Colonel.

He's good-cop, bad-coppin' us.

Watch the "us" part.

Gracias, amigo.

Some people live a lifetime in a minute.

I'm sorry. / Don't be sorry.

You like my blues, Charlie?

What's useful about it?

for a Thanksgiving quiz with big-shit Preston in the morning.

Why did the trustees buy him Jaguar wheels?

I'm a grey ghost, too.

And they were the size and shape of whom?

You want me to lay off him, Chucky, 'cause he's blind?

Thanks, Colonel.

Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.

Grilled veal paillards, tomato tapenade, and roasted eggplants.

No. I wanted to learn once, but...

Out of odor? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?

You'll find bedding in the closet on the shelf.

Now, get my gear out.

I got a little problem at school, that's all.

Ho Willie Young

Michael thinks the tango's hysterical.

Mrs. Hunsaker, have a nice day?

And welcome to the Waldorf.

He merely puckered his lips

And bring it on back to you

Maybe God thinks some people don't deserve to see.

Sometimes she cooks a pot roast.

"The History of Jackets" by Mike Ahern

I didn't have my contacts in.

in some convenience store in the Oregon 'burbs,

-Gentlemen? -Yeah!

Ho Willie Young

Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls

We're both through. It's all over.

Now, don't hold me to this, but no contacts, it's dark...

Try one of these rolls, Charlie.

Does he got pimples? He hates pimples.

You, Mr. Wray, are a cover-up artist and you are a liar.

That's my heart I'm feelin'.

I'II see you Monday. Goodbye.

No, what you told me was that you gave me all the bullets.

I'm in the gif business

That I could wake up in the morning and she'd still be there.

I'm gonna christen the latrine.

Well, I have an idea who it was.

and when they touched, yours were like

Unless the Oak Room keeps some complimentary helicopter on the roof.

Do you understand?

Say hello to the potluck party from New York City.

I'm no fucking good

Good afternoon.

of which virtually two-thirds are guaranteed admittance,

I don't need any clothes, Colonel.

Its K-sharma, dropping the K is phony.

What are you going home for?

These two gentlemen entertained me,

At 70 miles an hour?

What? You givin' me an ultimatum?

What have we here, Murderer's Row?

انت لصاحبك اللي داخل يسألك علي تفصيله بسيطه ف الماده " "وانت لسه بتفهم المطلوب كان ايه

Whom, with your limited vision, did you see?

They put him in a veteran's home, but he hated it,

Double Jack Daniels on the rocks.

Left. I knew it. Okay. Now?

Forgot the one in the chamber

He's a liar. I don't dance.

Where you gonna be this weekend?

This is my sidearm.

How about a cup of coffee?

A: I'm sorry. B: Don't be sorry.

Please, don't do that.

3 o'clock? 2 o'clock? Right oblique? Right face?

It's such a filthy habit.

Fuck you know about pain?

Okay! Wait, wait, wait! Just wait!

I'd expect nothing less, sir.

I am just getting warmed up

You want to do it? Do it! Let's go.

Deputy Debriefer, Paris, Peace Talks, '68.

Well, get your driver on it.

Does he know I'm comin'?

If I were the man I was five drafts ago, I’d take a flamethrower to this place

Do you want to use the bathroom?

I hate goodbyes.

Now all he is, is a rich asshole

Easter in Bermuda, then Kentucky Derby weekend.

Oh! I'm crazy about your grandmother.

And, as the custodians of that tradition,

Conscience, Charlie.

Pop the clutch.

Randy, look at me when you're talking to me, now, son.

We don't get along very well.

Tell me what you saw!

Well, you gotta have Thanksgiving somewhere.

I think it's great.

and kissed their ass!

Listen, you made me laugh, but I can't let the car go out.

Brown, light brown.

No. Coast Guard.

And what are you gonna tell 'em?

Good morning, sir. -Mr. Willis.

Are you finished, Mr. SIade?

You're human, Charlie. Beer?

Why don't you just give me the gun, all right?

Ho Willie Young

And swabbies too

-This is Donny. -Hey, Charlie.

Hi. George Willis, please?

A very, very distant second

All part of a plan, Charlie.

I gotta take a piss.

Mr. Willis, would you excuse us?

Tomster, Tomster. Yeah.

What's your name, driver?

Why should I? You're not interested. You don't give a shit!

Freak show central.

I'm no fucking good

That's terrific!

Keep it straight.

William Tell, whoever.

because he's from Chestnut Hill and he's got...

No, sir, l can't.