Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got a headache.

Meanwhile, unpack my bag.

lt's a long ride, honey.

Where did you get the piece?

"The History of My Skin," by Charles Simms.

-Yes. -Grazie. Grazie. Andate.

Don't fuck with me, Charlie.

-Christmas in Gstaad is gonna cost us... -"Staad."

We're just gonna keep it between ourselves.

I'd like to disagree with you, Colonel.

Why don't we all sit down?

And I won't punish Mr. Willis.

We are, in fact, known around the world

We missed our plane.

If I were the man i was 5 years ago, i'd take a flamethrower to this house!

All information will be given on a need-to-know basis.

it would be a good idea to order now.

I'm gonna kill ya, Charlie,

He's going through a crisis.

His father's a big-deal alumnus at school. He's got a lot of pull.

Take out your plane ticket

You told me to call you for the moves.

To tell the truth, the Colonel's not well, I don't think.

and a disrespect for our standards.

Are you a rich miser or something?

George isn't going to say anything to his father.

Snagged the Silver Star and a silver bar. Threw me into G-2.

I'll do my best, sir.

but I couldn't say who.

Piece or weapon, Charlie, never gun.

but I say you are executin' his soul!

About 30 seconds.

Larry and Franny Simms are very dear, close friends of mine.

You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari better than anyone I've ever seen.

I thought we had a deal.

I think she'd have liked Charlie, too.

He doesn't know I'm comin'.

When we get back Mr. Trask is bringing us up in front of the whole school.

and little George is gonna sing like a canary.

Simms, Charles.

Excuse me, señorita, do you mind if we join you?

Then give me your bullets.

Unless you take it, you're gonna make me cry.

Colonel, please!

You're back too fast.

I thought we were going to Vail?

I can't chew the leather anymore.

So I'm retired, so what?

I think Michael's hysterical.

Darryl and Carol. Yeah.

I'm takin' care of him for the weekend.

And bring my young friend here a Shirley Temple.

Hello! Bring me a double Jack Daniels on the rocks.

You were in a position last Tuesday night to see who committed this act of vandalism.

he won't sell anybody out to buy his future!

Ho Willie Young

That automobile is not just a possession of mine.

I welched. I'm a welcher. Didn't I tell you?

-Scusi, Colonnello. -Prego.

Cover's better.

No, I don't mind.

You going home this weekend, Chas?

You're in no position to disagree with me, boy.

He said the same thing. He just said it over.

You're on scholarship from Oregon at Baird.

l had a lot of 1 7-year-olds in my first platoon.

Don't you mean Jack Daniels?

Let's have a whiff. Come on.

Loving the whole night through

Don't be coy, Charlie.

You've gotten so wrapped up in sugar, you forgotten the taste of real honey!

Oh, Charlie, what do you want?

Hustlin' jalapeno dips to the appleseeds.

Yeah, sure, Frank's my brother. Who the hell are you?

Do the deal, Charlie. Take it!

Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.

Spread the word.

Hello, beautiful. ls that you?

The Waldorf-Astoria.

You have to air him out a little every day.

embodiment for a taxidermist tax i can't slide in now but perhaps later laxatives from the sensory box would help yes i know they would yes $5.89 any excuse to sayexcuse" yes i fight for this countr yes same we do votes in arnhem hand i mean gearldton already had the same idea as donald trump back in 1894 and he wasen't scared of even ₩44.89 at all! and barely broke a cent!

Calm down. Calm down.

Unless you take it you're gonna make me cry

If you twist my arm hard enough, we're talking turkey Marbella next year.

Don't tell me what it is.

She's a magician with a needle.

Charlie, please.

Mr. Trask, the headmaster,

My grandmother gave me three bars for Christmas.

He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker.

Because he's not a Baird man.

at Fort Bragg, or wherever it was they dumped him.

and call me tonight in Vermont.

What happened is a symptom of the sickness of a society.

Colonel, where are we going?

Happens to the best of us.

If I Were The Man I Was Five Years Ago, I'd Take A Flamethrower To This Station

Well, l wouldn't try a thing like that unless l knew, would l?

Wait'll you see Charlie dance.

I've been around, you know?

Okay, Mrs. Rossi.

I want your gun, Colonel.

I think Schoen is hysterical

And neither do you.

And so are you.

Boys like these, younger than these,

And how. Be my guest.

Give me the gun, Colonel.

Now, in order to stay in the running,

Right this way.

Before you go in, do you mind my telling you a few things?

I saved up my disability checks.

Get me the Oak Room.

Hah! Here I am!

Don't shrug, imbecile. I'm blind.

There's Jim Beam

You are in the Baird school, not a barracks.

If you would like our crème soufflé for dessert,

You hold this boy's future in your hands, committee.

And I have seen.

Nice to meet you, sir.

Excuse me. Gail.

I meant fuckin' Oregon.