Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

About 30 seconds.

-Yes. -Grazie. Grazie. Andate.

You're in no position to disagree with me, boy.

and a disrespect for our standards.

Why don't we all sit down?

I saved up my disability checks.

Right this way.

You told me to call you for the moves.

Well, l wouldn't try a thing like that unless l knew, would l?

She's a magician with a needle.

I'm gonna kill ya, Charlie,

Excuse me. Gail.

Unless you take it, you're gonna make me cry.

I got a headache.

l had a lot of 1 7-year-olds in my first platoon.

To tell the truth, the Colonel's not well, I don't think.

Don't shrug, imbecile. I'm blind.

And I have seen.

And how. Be my guest.

Yeah, sure, Frank's my brother. Who the hell are you?

Take out your plane ticket

Don't you mean Jack Daniels?

embodiment for a taxidermist tax i can't slide in now but perhaps later laxatives from the sensory box would help yes i know they would yes $5.89 any excuse to sayexcuse" yes i fight for this countr yes same we do votes in arnhem hand i mean gearldton already had the same idea as donald trump back in 1894 and he wasen't scared of even ₩44.89 at all! and barely broke a cent!

Excuse me, señorita, do you mind if we join you?

I welched. I'm a welcher. Didn't I tell you?

And neither do you.

I can't chew the leather anymore.

Loving the whole night through

Mr. Trask, the headmaster,

When we get back Mr. Trask is bringing us up in front of the whole school.

And I won't punish Mr. Willis.

Unless you take it you're gonna make me cry

Darryl and Carol. Yeah.

Hah! Here I am!

Hello! Bring me a double Jack Daniels on the rocks.

Boys like these, younger than these,

If you would like our crème soufflé for dessert,

Nice to meet you, sir.

And bring my young friend here a Shirley Temple.

There's Jim Beam

His father's a big-deal alumnus at school. He's got a lot of pull.

I thought we were going to Vail?

You have to air him out a little every day.

He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker.

Don't be coy, Charlie.

The Waldorf-Astoria.

Hustlin' jalapeno dips to the appleseeds.

We are, in fact, known around the world

Do the deal, Charlie. Take it!

it would be a good idea to order now.

I've been around, you know?

And so are you.

Because he's not a Baird man.

"The History of My Skin," by Charles Simms.

He doesn't know I'm comin'.

Happens to the best of us.

Give me the gun, Colonel.

Cover's better.

Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.

Colonel, please!

but I couldn't say who.

Piece or weapon, Charlie, never gun.

Are you a rich miser or something?

You going home this weekend, Chas?

Let's have a whiff. Come on.

Larry and Franny Simms are very dear, close friends of mine.

I'm takin' care of him for the weekend.

-Scusi, Colonnello. -Prego.

I think she'd have liked Charlie, too.

We missed our plane.

Where did you get the piece?

he won't sell anybody out to buy his future!

My grandmother gave me three bars for Christmas.

Hello, beautiful. ls that you?

That automobile is not just a possession of mine.

lt's a long ride, honey.

and little George is gonna sing like a canary.

Colonel, where are we going?

at Fort Bragg, or wherever it was they dumped him.

Spread the word.

Get me the Oak Room.

He's going through a crisis.

Ho Willie Young

I meant fuckin' Oregon.

I'd like to disagree with you, Colonel.

I thought we had a deal.

Then give me your bullets.

What happened is a symptom of the sickness of a society.

I'll do my best, sir.

You are in the Baird school, not a barracks.

You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari better than anyone I've ever seen.

and call me tonight in Vermont.

You've gotten so wrapped up in sugar, you forgotten the taste of real honey!

Simms, Charles.

Calm down. Calm down.

Don't tell me what it is.

You hold this boy's future in your hands, committee.

Meanwhile, unpack my bag.

Before you go in, do you mind my telling you a few things?

If I were the man i was 5 years ago, i'd take a flamethrower to this house!

Snagged the Silver Star and a silver bar. Threw me into G-2.

He said the same thing. He just said it over.

I think Schoen is hysterical

No, I don't mind.

You're back too fast.

So I'm retired, so what?

-Christmas in Gstaad is gonna cost us... -"Staad."

Okay, Mrs. Rossi.

I think Michael's hysterical.

All information will be given on a need-to-know basis.

Charlie, please.

Now, in order to stay in the running,

Don't fuck with me, Charlie.

You're on scholarship from Oregon at Baird.

You were in a position last Tuesday night to see who committed this act of vandalism.

I want your gun, Colonel.

but I say you are executin' his soul!

We're just gonna keep it between ourselves.

Oh, Charlie, what do you want?

George isn't going to say anything to his father.

If I Were The Man I Was Five Years Ago, I'd Take A Flamethrower To This Station

Wait'll you see Charlie dance.

If you twist my arm hard enough, we're talking turkey Marbella next year.