Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We got two for the shuttle to New York.

A student who cannot afford to pay the board and tuition in Cambridge.

l made Tenderfoot.

Maybe tomorrow.

and you're a great travel companion,

This can't go out. This is on reserve.

And still had the feelin' that you wanted to stay?

l really couldn't say for sure.

The joint student-faculty disciplinary committee needs no further sessions.

I was thinking. This asshole, Trask? He's making no sense at all.

Look at this. The sun is shining!

Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?

What? I'm Just Getting Warmed Up!

ln case l don't see you before the Thanksgiving holidays,

He's really flying in class. He gets all excited.

Yeah, they think we can.

you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of you.

but by the time l pulled focus, they were gone.

Whether you say so or not, here we go!

You going home to fuckin' Idaho for Thanksgiving?

Uncle Frank's had a really hard Thanksgiving weekend.

Good old Uncle Frank and this here with him is Charlie Simms,

You're a long way from home, Chas.

Remember, when in doubt Fuck

It leaves at 9:00?

Where you guys going skiing again? Sugarloaf or...

I could stay for a while.

It's apartment 17E, Colonel.

What does your daddy do in Gresham, Oregon?

Never mind, you earned it.

This is such a crock of shit

If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this printer

Where you goin'?

-How you doin'? -I'm good.

What's the matter with you?

If I wasn’t sober tonight, I’d take a flamethrower to twitter!

What does Folkdaddy do in Oregon?

Then, who did it?

I wouldn't know, sir.

He's the only party to this incident

Better yet, have my father talk to your father.

-Nothin'. -What do you mean, nothing?

-She's not bad. -Bingo! The boy's alive.

You said everybody says "Staad."

And Swabees as well

Let's go for a ride.

I'm in the amazing business.

A school among whose graduates

Hold on. Maybe you should talk to the man himself.

To tell or not to tell, or it's your ass.

Blatz. No Blatz?

Charlie. Are you mucking with me?

No, Vincent drank Sea Breezes.

Tell him they're for me.

When the wife gets restless, the wife gets racy.

You patronizing me, peewee? Hmm?

Manny'll drive you to your dorm.

$1,200 is a little rich for my blood, Harry.

and Uncle Frank won't come with us.

You should hear her at 125.

two have sat behind the desk in the Oval Office, in the White House.

There's fire under that dress.

Don't worry about my quota. I do well.

-'Cause it's a beauty. lt really is. -Thank you, George.

That's my boys.

You go on ahead.

Get me a couple of Montecristos Number One.

My hair, how is it?

And it's a great day for movin' along

what did you see last Tuesday night outside my office?

The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.

You could have fooled me.

Colonel, I can't go with you to your brother's place.

Yeah, well, I'm not a squealer.

Certainly. May I see some ID?

Nothing, thanks. I don't use it.

And swabbies too

But thanks for askin', all right?

Here, Tomster, come on.

-Yes, sir. -Good.

First thing Monday, I'm convening a special session

Did you everhave the feelin'

Nothing. Just saying hello.

Oh, no, no. I got this.

I buttered it for you.

PIease watch your Ianguage, Mr. SIade.

Then take the fucking wax outta your ears!

Now why don't you leave and spare yourself?

W.R. Slade, White Plains, New York.

And Uncle Frank's gonna like you a lot, too.

Lieutenant Colonel Slade.

-Bene? -Bene! Fabulous!

What business is that of yours?

That little piece of tail?

Yeah, I guess so.

Boca will never be the same…,

all studyin' to be George Bush.

Which Mr. Willis?

It's a beautiful story.

-Good night, sir. -Good night.

after you just crossed the desert.

George thinks he might be able to get us off the hook.

Where's the booze?

His name is Charles.

Despite The Negative Press

-Got it? -Yeah.

I'm not finished.

Mr. Willis' testimony is not only vague, it is unsubstantiated.

Ooh. Haven't had a ticket in years.

Truth is, not only can he dance, but he'll sing you a hell of a tune.

You'll get us killed!

On the escort scene.

-I'm sorry. -Don't be sorry.

You wanna graduate Baird, become a rich big shot like them.

It's right here.

Oh. Don't get cute now.

Can you get long distance on this?

Oh, but I still smell her.

You, Mr. Simms.

if I were a man to this place

I think we better be gettin' back.

Well, she's wearin' Floris.

even with the student aid and the folks back home hustlin' corn nuts?

Because he's an asshole.

It's not that way at all.

What a marvelous place.

What a beautiful woman.

You little snail darter from the Pacific Northwest.

So let's get on with it. Let's fuckin' do it.

I'm not the kind of guy who likes to rush things,