Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, George! -Please?
But my roommate, he lent me his Clinique
Messrs. Havemeyer, Potter and Jameson are placed on probation
I'm doin' it.
I thought it was a mom-and-pop store. Who's the pop?
We're in business.
How'd you know that?
to everyone and everything,
What'd he say?
Sofia,
It's just that Mr. Trask hasn't promised to get him into Harvard.
Get out my dress blues. They're in a garment bag in the closet.
About you-know-what?
Where's your father?
Then do it!
Shit! Colonel! Colonel!
He's got a heavy foot, though. Tell him to take it light, all right?
-"Staad," man. -So what about Staad?
All right, Manny. Thanks.
I don't get an easy feeling.
He blew himself up.
My skin, sir?
You need a count for balance.
But you're not an officer anymore.
Charlie. Charlie!
Not well?
Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco.
Till the riverboat gambler
Hello, there.
Okay, then, walk like you talk.
By Sunday night, you'll be best friends.
All right. I'll give it a try.
Now, the folks at Baird,
Get on with your life, would ya?
Why don't you try?
Montecristos Number One.
because I can't bear the thought of you sellin' out!
20% off for my friends.
All right. What was the something you saw?
Yes.
William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan,
Colonel, l can't go to New York City.
Hah!
never let an aide shine my shoes.
You do see the sense of it, Charlie, don't you?
Hey, hey.
A senior.
Now he wants to immigrate to this country.
Shut up.
Mr. Charles Simms is excused from any further response to this incident.
GET HIM OUTA HERE!
I'll be with him. I'm his father.
Take care, Colonel.
Went to an artillery school at Fort Sill with a Mickey Downes.
-Um... -Good! Here you go.
Where's Daphne? Let's get her down here.
Charlie, this is where we'll be.
All right.
l knew l could count on transportation.
while fishing for trout in a rippling creek.
Do you want Tommy in or out?
The one you're waiting for.
Excuse me?
It's 7:20.
I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you speaking your mind.
Fella named Arnold there, in the humidor.
They could not make the trip from Oregon today.
Yes.
This is a Ferrari, sir, the finest machinery made in the automobile industry.
Standard issue for an upscale urban assignment.
Just give me the gun, all right, Colonel?
He can do bird calls and imitate Bela Lugosi.
What?
He will not be unaccompanied.
Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.
l forgot.
That was stupid.
-"Staad." -Trent?
New York's too much responsibility.
Leave him out!
It's left, I guess.
I like to say hello to Headmaster Trask.
and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
Tenacious!
Jesus Christ, another sucker who thinks this shit-heel's a war hero.
That's a joke. Hello!
Charles.
She forgot.
My father's a major fundraiser, you know.
The one that got away.
Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?
Tell him to get a move on.
Where was I? Oh.
Yeah.
You all right now?
"The Grey Ghost."
One more.
You sure you're all right, Colonel?
Without that book I'm dead, okay?
Give me one reason not to.
Too big a leap for me right now, Charlie.
I'll rub your nose in enlisted men's crud till you don't know which end is up!
Did you see their size and shape?
Why don't you go downstairs, get me some aspirin?
You askin' me to dance, Charlie?
V-Star 950
Now, California chickie bucking for English lady.
You don't like the clothes, Charlie, on completion of duty,
Goodbye, Willie.
On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor
No.
l take your arm.
Oh, Charlie,
Frost bums! The lot of ‘em
I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP
Remember, when in doubt, fuck.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yes. She likes you.
I mean, eats and treats.
Adam is presenting at the Baird conference, perk up!
Seriously, who did he have to blow to get that thing?
Sure.
I saw somebody.
And you will be through.
And I never have been.
Red light. Hold it.
That's an English cologne.
Now I have come to the crossroads in my life.
and this hard-boiled Navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other.
Yeah, they're beautiful.
Why not?
You look great!
Don't destroy it. Protect it.
I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind.
You'll get arrested.
All I want from you is another day.
Convenience store, my ass!
Apparently, that meeting will be unnecessary.
Thank you.
Always made the best infantrymen.
10:33
-Some aspirin. -Yeah. Also...