Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

just a regular dad and son chitchat

-Francine? -What?

and we let appropriate customers test-drive the Testarossa.

But today we are bleeding from disrespect.

I just feel better having someone else around just in case.

He concerns himself with his young son, George Willis, Jr.

Your girl is a hell of a tango dancer.

Are these the...

of most any Baird student, sir.

Stop it, Randy.

You on student aid, Simms?

my plane fare home for Christmas.

We try to water them down a little. Do you know how to do that?

Sofia's workin' me up a little Glen Plaid number,

It's gonna make you proud!

Tickets. Money.

but now there's nothing.

I'm tired, Charlie. I'm tired.

Come on! Talk to me!

I'm no fucking good.

Happy to have you with us, CoIoneI.

Gail strikes me as a very beautiful woman,

Come on, Colonel, you're not gonna die today.

-Should I ring it? -Yeah.

Come on, son. Help me with my bag.

to go to the kennel?

God doth have a sense of humor.

Come on, Charlie, get the coats.

When we get back to New Hampshire,

It's almost edible.

I wish you wouldn't do that around me. lt's so filthy!

How do you plan on paying for all this stuff?

Still with Snow Queen Sugar?

But Michael didn't want to.

And no 900 numbers. He loves to talk dirty.

Twenty-six years on the line, nobody ever busted me four grades before.

Could you please put the gun away?

Oh, I can't believe it.

Where you goin'?

I’m in the amazing business

You're a good-lookin' guy

Colonel, this is unacceptable.

And it's a great day

Here's your drink, Colonel.

Call her? By the time they get to Albany in that Hupmobile he drives

because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last

Francine, come on with me and Willie.

Where are we, eh?

Afraid of making a mistake.

You do it 'cause you mean it.

My Valpak's underneath the bed.

Take out the shoulder boards and affix them, shoulders right and left,

Tomster, come here, boy.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

-Good evening, boys. -Come on.

I got a poker champ title here. You got butthurt.

Major Vincent Squires.

You go. Just...

Indeed it is, Garry.

Tell you what I'm gonna do, Colonel.

This is such a crock of shit!

But how it works here?

Ooh. (SNIFFING)

IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees.

I'm in the dark here!

Don't blame me, Charlie, I can't see!

Then I'm going back to school.

The Dean ofAdmissions at Harvard and l have an arrangement.

Out of order?! I show you out of order

Of the mighty Mississippi

There was a time I could see.

Fine. I'm leaving.

I’m a grey ghost too, Jiro

It's all right, Gloria. I enjoy Randy's observations.

It's a beautiful day. Let's...

The standard, Mr. Willis.

And, Harry, Jimmy,

So, whatever you gotta do

I'll come out in a minute, give you telephone numbers and stuff.

Come on. Come on.

I can't believe they gave it to him.

And everything, I mean...

Now, read me the bill of fare.

Your dad is looking good, Charlie.

That you wanted to go

Well, I just...

Hoo Bingo the partnership is alive!

Just a second. l gotta lock up.

Freddie, you're no spring chicken.

I’m just getting warmed up

Earmarked, good word.

There are no oaths at Baird.

or we got the world's worst hangover.

Don't give me a problem about the cigarettes.

He's not a friend, but he's all right.

Bailed me out of more trouble than he'd like to remember. Hmm?

I'll send you the Rothschild again for Christmas,

Cut it out ,frank, will you ?

want to take a breather to New York, we're gonna call you.

a little tour of pleasures.

Hmm? Count wood chips?

Hoowah Dog dick red

Don't you sharpshoot me.

Yeah. Car feels heavy. You know why?

This is just the start of your education, son.

"cradle of leadership."

Just a minute, sweetheart.

And if, at that time, we are no further along than we are now,

I'm home again.

All right? Just put it down.

If you tangled up Just tango on

around in some junker?

Frank likes to spit in everybody's eye!

Colonel, I know you don't want to be a party poop,

ose pi sana ose pi sana

And so are you, Colonel.

That fine piece of steel you have back there.

I'm vice president for marketing.

Your life's finished anyway.

How many Ferraris you sold this month?

airport-to-school taxi.

Are you interested in walkin' the rest of your life, chappy?

See? This is fun, isn't it?

So, why should I share the tribe's provisions?

You can say that, can't you? Charles.

CouId you provide us with some detaiI?

Thank you, Charlie.

Would you mind if we waited with you,

And that, my friends, is called integrity.

Should Charlie Simms accept a free ride into Harvard, or not?

You ever given any thought to a Braille watch, Frank?

And swabbies too

Remember, when I doubt, buy.

Colonel, there's a clock right next to your bed.

You gotta love a Baird man

I mean, I should be getting back to school.

Where you wanna sit, Frank? At the head again?

For now, the move's no move, status quo.

sensitive, compassionate.

Young Sofie here is working Thanksgiving

Charlie's having a difficult weekend.

Tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.

I'll take it. Really.

of the student-faculty disciplinary committee.