Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, Chuck, you gotta do what you gotta do.

I'm just getting warmed up!

What are you doin' right now?

What? I'm Just Getting Warmed Up!

Get out of here, Charlie.

I did not and I'm calling Albany.

Old Washington joke from my days with Lyndon.

Slow it down a little, Colonel. You're goin' a little fast.

Sugarbush. Lift tickets and condo vouchers.

Ah, this is pathetic.

Be specific, son.

I love it when you hurt me.

Do we follow the rich boy's code or not?

You understand?

If it's not a big deal, why did you say real important stuff?

Listen up. I want a table for two, and I don't mean Siberia,

Thanksgiving in Vermont, Christmas in Switzerland...

Did you see or did you not see?

$lion is a Baird buy

If Hof was in that room, she’d have taken a flamethrower to this place!

She's expecting you.

And you, soldier?

The pin was in, Frank claims.

I’m in the cold here! I’m in the cold.

I mean mister, sir.

l am empowered to handle certain matters on my own as l see fit.

because you know what I'm going to do

There you go, sir.

Ballpark, best guess.

We got a date for Thanksgiving.

ASAP. That means now.

This is Mr. Frank Slade,

About whether I blow my brains out or not.

I haven't even opened her up yet. Which way's the curb?

who is still worthy of calling himself a Baird man.

I will take that at face value

If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place!

You can stay or you can leave.

He doesn't need to be labeled "still worthy of being a Baird man."

Who is this, Mr. Simms?

And if he staggers a little when he gets up, don't pay any attention.

You know what's kept me goin' all these years?

You know why they still keep me around?

Well, Miss Downes, I'll know where to find you.

Frost bums, the lot of you!

You're not bad.

Oh, I’m just gettin’ warmed up

Willie, why don't you help me with my bag?

Thank you, sir.

He was teaching hand-to-hand combat to second lieutenants...

You're in front of me. Let's go.

You sure you're all right?

Yeah, we spoke yesterday.

and I was gonna put my contacts back in.

All Frank lost was his eyesight.

I used to be a regular. I used to come in with a General Garbisch.

when you come in here tomorrow morning.

Oh, God, you're touching!

That automobile was presented to me by the board of trustees.

I was in the library. I'd taken my glasses off,

Glory, glory Hallelujah

How's your skin, son? I like my aids to be presentable

We should make up. Don't you think it's time we made up?

You got me all misty-eyed!

-Cut it out, Frank, will ya?

I'm not bad. No.

Twenty-six years in the service,

"I'm not a squealer."

Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of.

Baird men have run State Departments and investment houses,

To ease the blow, let me buy you a drink. Come on.

No, sir. On the contrary.

Call your mother on Mother's Day.

A: I'm sorry. / B: Don't be sorry.

Chas, l detect a slight panic pulse from you. Are you panicking?

Try to keep him down to four drinks a day.

Yeah, he's gonna talk to the headmaster.

lf it's not back by 7:30, it's gonna be my ass.

This year we're doing it right.

You got 1 5 minutes, son. I don't think you're gonna make it.

Never in the Boy Scouts, sluggo?

All right, Colonel. That'd be really...

-From teaching those lieutenants. -Colonel, let go.

I'm sorry, too, Mr. Simms,

are you listening to me Surfside? I'm giving you pearls here

Dad, remember the time you persuaded Frank

You just caught me.

If K-50s didn't blow your brains out, sugar, sure as shit, was gonna.

Where you from?

you're gonna take your place on that long, gray line

What do you say?

and the next thing I know, we're outside,

Hope Willie Young

I'm gonna let you go, on one condition.

George, why all the noise?

How about this one over here?

What the hell is that?

And it can only be done by one

We all still here?

You know, I always had a sneaker for you. Come here.

And Scarecrow, where you are out there.. Fuck you too!!

Here, let me take your coat.

but, you know, there's a little tension in her voice.

You'll be all right, huh?

Here's Charlie, facin' the fire, and there's George,

"Get us off the hook."

I'm not a judge or jury.

-We talkin' turkey Marbella? -Yes, we are.

I didn't ask you the time. I asked if you had a watch.

Not only will it be an honor, I'll give you a rate.

in as much as I can't punish Mr. Havemeyer, Mr. Potter or Mr. Jameson?

and you're at the long end.

The only class in this act is sittin' next to me.

Here we go, Charlie.

Charlie, meet W.R. Slade.

founded department stores and coached football teams.

No, it was Frank.

There are just some things you can't do.

l thought l saw someone fooling with the lamppost,

-Hoo-ah! Get in your limousine.

the entire student body will be present.

If I were the man I was 20 years ago, I’d have been all over the playhouse!

I love this! I love it!