Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, he loves me!

Oh, Jesus. Oh, this is so appalling.

I'm stayin' right here!

By the windows?

I guess you really like women.

He's been watching out for me since day one.

I said I was gonna blow my brains out.

L-buckles givin' you trouble?

Uh oh. We got some morons here.

Tenderfoot, my foot!

Stonewall everybody!

How's that inventory comin'?

What happened to Chet?

Special meeting of the disciplinary committee.

This is such a crock of shit

If I was Vivek, I’d take a flamethrower to this place!

Of course you don't. They're all assholes.

We don't cover our ass.

Water's too alkaline.

on one hand, all giggly and dewy-like,

What was I gonna do, disappoint him?

Sorry to keep you waiting, sweetheart.

Overreaching? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?

What can you say?

Thank you, Charlie.

You ever need any references, Charlie, I'm your man.

poop it's better

Yeah, I'm here.

Call me Mr. Slade.

You don't wear contact lenses, do you?

Look... Can we start over, please?

HES F*CKING DEAD OMG DVD! What the hecka?

to the airport for the Boston shuttle departing at 2200 hours.

Cool it, Randy.

What other plans do you have?

You just made me laugh, Freddie.

Any old card table will do. This is fine.

You sound like a guy in Lives of a Bengal Lancer.

I'm going to recommend to the disciplinary committee

Very good, sir.

Be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here.

I'm a regular here. My boy's going on 23.

A sickness which runs counter to the principles this school was founded on.

I know I said I need ya forjust one day

No, no! Not now! Not now!

Do we let this blind asshole

Or is it New England distributor for the Chrysler Corporation?

Listen, you made me laugh, but a woman on the internet?

If Hof was in that room, she’d have taken a flamethrower to that place!

-Jack Daniels. -You bet.

Of course, we weren't the number one ball.

That's what Harry said. Where you goin'?

And above all, never, ever

Is that what you're doin'?

What have they done, taken the Oregon out of the boy?

If I were the man I was 20 years ago I’d take a flamethrower to locker room

l don't want to disturb you.

Thank you, Frank.

White powder on a base of snow bunnies.

He doesn't like to be called Chucky.

And then, make love to a terrific woman.

Things are heatin' up.

They have come to a decision.

Karen's number tastes like Albany.

How's your skin, son? I like my aides to be presentable.

It comes to me.

Your friend George is going to sing like a canary.

You wanna know what happened then?

I don't know why you can't have that.

Yeah. Hi, George.

This is our only copy.

And I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact.

Give me an inventory on this, will you?

Charlie, sit down here.

No water, Charlie.

Mr. Simms, I will give you one final opportunity to speak up.

You've been sleeping all morning.

Our Colonel here had a grenade juggling act

Then if we're taking oaths, there's a few people I'd like to swear in.

I'm not staying on this thing altitude!

Colonel Slade, did you say...

Are we going someplace, Colonel?

Here we are, gentlemen, the Oak Room.

Can't believe they're my blood.

Gretchen, I smell those prunes!

Vinnie came out okay.

On preserving the reputation of Baird.

Give me your hand.

(SINGING) They used to waltz on the banks

Without exception, I knew, but I never took it.

lt's us against them, no matter what.

Scarecrow, wherever you are out there.. Fuck you too!!

It's a straight street, so keep it straight.

"Staad." George?

Now we're cookin'.

At last, you found someone to tango with.

Francine, be quiet.

I can always count on you, Charlie.

A little tour of pleasures

I'd show you, but I'm too old,

You're not disturbing me. Make your call.

l don't even like those guys.

When were You Born? Around the time of the Round Table?

l give the ultimatums!

Save your body language for the bimbi.

describes an issue that concerns all of us.

Why, thank you.

You'll give me 40.

We got a date with Darryl and Carol in the Village.

He's this real rich kid, and he like, runs the show.

Where you goin'?

because she's trying to put herself through college.

I always knew what the right path was.

I didn't know you were so easily shocked, Randy.

If you like it that much, why don't you sleep with it? Why are you sellin' it?

We're on Park Avenue. You can't.

You're back, huh?

Christmas in Switzerland.

This is not an installment item, sir.

and some guys stay.

Well, gentlemen,

Down deep, the man is a lump of sugar.

Can you hear that? Gail.

Next time snap it out!

Damn decent of him.

only let's see how Thanksgiving goes.

God must have been a fuckin' genius.

Here's the thing.