Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why, thank you.

Karen's number tastes like Albany.

HES F*CKING DEAD OMG DVD! What the hecka?

Save your body language for the bimbi.

Very good, sir.

You wanna know what happened then?

Special meeting of the disciplinary committee.

Is that what you're doin'?

How's your skin, son? I like my aides to be presentable.

I'm not staying on this thing altitude!

A sickness which runs counter to the principles this school was founded on.

Tenderfoot, my foot!

I guess you really like women.

Sorry to keep you waiting, sweetheart.

Listen, you made me laugh, but a woman on the internet?

I'm going to recommend to the disciplinary committee

If I was Vivek, I’d take a flamethrower to this place!

You don't wear contact lenses, do you?

(SINGING) They used to waltz on the banks

Christmas in Switzerland.

Charlie, sit down here.

Oh, he loves me!

Here's the thing.

On preserving the reputation of Baird.

and some guys stay.

You'll give me 40.

You're back, huh?

It comes to me.

Colonel Slade, did you say...

And I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact.

lt's us against them, no matter what.

By the windows?

We're on Park Avenue. You can't.

If you like it that much, why don't you sleep with it? Why are you sellin' it?

It's a straight street, so keep it straight.

We don't cover our ass.

Next time snap it out!

Oh, Jesus. Oh, this is so appalling.

describes an issue that concerns all of us.

They have come to a decision.

If I were the man I was 20 years ago I’d take a flamethrower to locker room

Look... Can we start over, please?

You sound like a guy in Lives of a Bengal Lancer.

How's that inventory comin'?

Francine, be quiet.

If Hof was in that room, she’d have taken a flamethrower to that place!

Stonewall everybody!

Damn decent of him.

Any old card table will do. This is fine.

I'm a regular here. My boy's going on 23.

What happened to Chet?

I'm stayin' right here!

Of course you don't. They're all assholes.

Be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here.

Or is it New England distributor for the Chrysler Corporation?

What was I gonna do, disappoint him?

Our Colonel here had a grenade juggling act

Thank you, Charlie.

Can you hear that? Gail.

Of course, we weren't the number one ball.

Now we're cookin'.

White powder on a base of snow bunnies.

That's what Harry said. Where you goin'?

poop it's better

I'd show you, but I'm too old,

I didn't know you were so easily shocked, Randy.

What other plans do you have?

Mr. Simms, I will give you one final opportunity to speak up.

-Jack Daniels. -You bet.

Then if we're taking oaths, there's a few people I'd like to swear in.

Overreaching? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?

l don't even like those guys.

You just made me laugh, Freddie.

to the airport for the Boston shuttle departing at 2200 hours.

A little tour of pleasures

only let's see how Thanksgiving goes.

We got a date with Darryl and Carol in the Village.

Here we are, gentlemen, the Oak Room.

Your friend George is going to sing like a canary.

Things are heatin' up.

This is such a crock of shit

He's this real rich kid, and he like, runs the show.

You ever need any references, Charlie, I'm your man.

Gretchen, I smell those prunes!

He doesn't like to be called Chucky.

He's been watching out for me since day one.

Do we let this blind asshole

No water, Charlie.

because she's trying to put herself through college.

Vinnie came out okay.

Give me your hand.

What can you say?

Scarecrow, wherever you are out there.. Fuck you too!!

God must have been a fuckin' genius.

Without exception, I knew, but I never took it.

l give the ultimatums!

You've been sleeping all morning.

Call me Mr. Slade.

Give me an inventory on this, will you?

Down deep, the man is a lump of sugar.

Water's too alkaline.

This is our only copy.

"Staad." George?

Thank you, Frank.

You're not disturbing me. Make your call.

Well, gentlemen,

I don't know why you can't have that.

Uh oh. We got some morons here.

When were You Born? Around the time of the Round Table?

Cool it, Randy.

Yeah, I'm here.

And then, make love to a terrific woman.

Yeah. Hi, George.

I know I said I need ya forjust one day

This is not an installment item, sir.

And above all, never, ever

At last, you found someone to tango with.

I can always count on you, Charlie.

L-buckles givin' you trouble?

Where you goin'?

on one hand, all giggly and dewy-like,

l don't want to disturb you.

Can't believe they're my blood.

Are we going someplace, Colonel?

No, no! Not now! Not now!

What have they done, taken the Oregon out of the boy?

I said I was gonna blow my brains out.

I always knew what the right path was.