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- Yeah, me too. - I know.
Bums everywhere
Seen my Harmon Killebrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
- What are you doing with my bra? - It's not what you think.
Yes, a relationship!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
What?
- A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. A tattoo?
I don't think Mom and Dad would mind.
I paid for the other half.
What's the occasion?
Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom.
What?
Wow, this is wild! What are you gonna get?
Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!"
It wouldn't kill you say it Once in a while
Oh...
"The Spoon! You Licked And You Put."
...I guess this is it.
I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.
Seriously.
I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it.
Oh, please! A relationship?
How you doing?
No, we're all right.
Hey, are you cool with this?
That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city.
...that I don't need a roommate.