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When you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes.
Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!
Can Open. Worms Everywhere.
Happy birthday to you
...I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.
She's probably not even pretty.
I don't wanna leave you high and dry
And did you know they do this with needles?
Shall we?
- Found it! - I'll take that, Dad.
We used it to fling water balloons off the roof.
I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche.
On TV.
- Happy birthday, Dad. - Thank you.
I'm getting a lily.
That is a dot!
You know what?
Can you see me in a place like this?
...bedroom into a game room.
Put the foosball table in there.
Okay. Well then, what is this?
About how I never lived alone or anything?
Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
Well, there you go.
Sign this card for Dad. Richard will be here soon.
I'm moving out, like we talked about.
- That's how I feel. - Then maybe you should take it!
So...
I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
Are we still on that?
I am not telling you guys anything.
Why do you get to keep the table?
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