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Let's do it.
I have kids!
WOMAN: Oh, my Lord!
There you go.
Can't feed the kids,
♪ Blacks and bays Dappled and grays ♪
Yeah.
going through menopause, I guess.
Bye, Lumpy.
Not good.
Yeah, they sure did.
I'm gonna have to run you out of here.
but goddamn landlord's
Why are you reading a book? It's recess.
That part was exaggerated.
(GLASS CRUNCHING)
No, not yet.
Ever since you took away my livelihood.
that arrested the governor of Wyoming
The federal government came into my house,
I haven't had a drop in over a year!
I did not sleep much.
'cause I didn't want to worry you,
(SIGHS)
Okay, sorry, Mom.
She's nine.
Apparently they didn't get the memo
RECEPTIONIST: Good.
I was a lawyer.
OTE: I know. I know.
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKS)
RECEPTIONIST: Marybeth?
Okay.
Mom?
MAN: Get back here!
'fore you help me with my fence.
I'm here with my family.
(PERSON PANTING)
Uh, which quilt?
Little early for elk season, you know.
It's a doctor.
She doesn't like the word "Grandma."
Here.
WOMAN: Joey? Joey, open the door! (BANGING ON DOOR)
Don't you think?
"Run-in with local outfitter."
I was wrong.
WOMAN: Who is it?
The emu.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Marybeth, what is it?
And just so you know, I did not shit my pants.
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