HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Hey, big guy.
to deal with unfinished business.
You're right.
See you, Grumpy.
Thanks.
(HUMMING)
Well, I recommend keeping the door closed
but the unofficial mayor of Saddlestring?
'Cause it's April.
(SCOFFS)
Hey You.
Nice to meet you.
(DOG BARKS DISTANTLY)
(BOTH LAUGH)
so I'll get this fence fixed up.
Do me a favor.
you call during business hours.
(WOMAN 1 SIGHS)
(STRAINING)
my daughter's nine, too.
I assume you heard.
WOMAN 1: Hey You, relax...
things weren't going so hot in the new town.
Like I told you. (LAUGHS)
What do you mean?
Nope.
♪ Hush-a-bye Don't you cry ♪
in the herd just to fill your freezer.
(LAUGHS)
They'll be happy to see you.
and this'll just be a memory.
You gotta learn to bend a little.
Hope you at least got a bellyful.
After you woke me up, the dog kept scratching at the door.
What did it look like?
Well, how's retirement treating you,
(SIGHS)
I'll text you their address.
Arrested?
I almost killed the son of a bitch.
(CAWING INTENSIFIES)
How'd you sleep?
No. No, I don't think so, hon.
Give their young a chance to stand on their own.
Couple of bucks.
when they're having their babies.
Mom, stop it!
You think this is gonna help things?
I know you.
Okay.
for antlers and velvet.
You really think the cops are gonna care
(BREATHING HEAVILY)