Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going to teach you how to shave.

And please stop calling me Shirley.

that he's never going to get up.

Need something to calm my nerves. Perhaps some step-sibling porn on the ol' kitchen desktop.

Hey, do you want to be the alpha male of the house or not?

Oh, we can pee where we sit now? Great!

You finished your food first last night,

Is everything in the whole world made of atoms? Uh, yeah, I think so.

Are we serious about this, or are we just talking about it?

You haven't even started on the backyard.

to leave that shit right out here on the lawn

I was thinking of getting "Yub Yub Eee"

forces the elderly lion out of the pride

Well, I guess not tonight.

♪ I don't care if I... ♪

I don't know if I can do this, Roger.

Damn it, Roger. Your race is the most disgusting--

Yup, Snotters. I got my old man on the ropes.

You know what we should do?

I was going to put the shoes to your mom again later.

Oh, my God! Steve, don't look!

I'm just looking for the plunger.

When an older male is threatened,

What's going on?

It's a good thing.

Here, take the whole bottle.

The epicenter of drunk girls.

Forget-Me-Marys wasn't good enough for you?

What's up, fools?

as alpha male, I've taken up knitting.