Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, Archie, last night was the very definition

Maybe our first message wasn't clear enough.

I've been thinking about that.

[Veronica] What do you mean Cheryl's missing?

We're both Bulldogs who, like wolves, support the alpha.

You are not getting a tattoo just to prove something to your boyfriend.

Honestly, I'm not in the habit of explaining myself to school girls.

You did all that for your boyfriend, not the Serpents.

I don't particularly care what happened to Dwayne.

-That manager? -Oh, God. Should I call someone?

If Cheryl was in the Swiss Alps, she'd be posting parka selfies.

But if anything's affected my psyche,

She would dress you in Jason's clothes, and he in yours.

and for that reason alone, you're not getting the Serpent vote.

only to get himself killed.

We're going to the diner with the girls. You coming?

You said Cheryl was away at some boarding school?

[man on tv] Authorities are searching for witnesses.

[Archie] This is a message from the Dark Circle.

[Doris on pa] Antoinette Topaz to the principal's office.

Pumping our sources for information.

I might just have to have a long talk with that handsome sheriff of yours.

Letting my sweet, innocent daughter live in sin in that trailer.

-Hey! -Archie, don't!

♪ Trouble And if you want trouble ♪

You two are just Centreville scumbags.

Does that mean you want me to go to the sheriff, start making a stink?

I think we should just start.

Okay, but be careful.

Riverdale is buzzing about you running against my wife for mayor.

With all due respect, Hiram, you're all alone here.

I don't know. Maybe there's some reeducation camp called The Sisters.

-Kevin didn't suspect anything. -At least we know what's going on.