Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My secretary is a great admirer of your methods, Mr. Kaplan.
... and yet you are not Mr. Kaplan.
Oh, porter.
Speak soft, and carry a big stick.
-Oh, she has to. -Nobody has to do anything.
How much?
This way, please.
-Yes? ROGER: Remember me?
Yes, they're sensitive to questions. Will you call them?
-I'm a cooperator. -I'm most grateful.
Your waiter said you were getting along good with this Thornhill.
-I know. -Could we take a cab, Mr. Thornhill?
-Come on. Let's get out of here. -I think I'd like to meet these killers.
What about having dinner with me?
-Don't be nervous. -I'm not nervous.
-He'll see you on the outside. -Well, where? When?
We can get out through the window. There's a car.
You mean you're not gonna do any more about this?
...two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent upon me...
EVE: I'd love it.
All right. I won't.
Exposure and assassination.
One thousand, thank you. One thousand at 1, 000. Say 1, 100?
Look. Do you know this man?
Come on.
-Now, save the phony tears. -You just get back.
What's this?
-That's how he's been getting it. LEONARD: Miss Kendall?
They're going to think I'm awfully rude.
Well, what took you so long?
Let's go.
... you are due at the Ambassador East in Chicago.
Now, don't you think it would be a better idea if you stayed in my hotel room...
Oh, I knew I should've served dinner earlier.
-Yes. -Fine. What did he say?
I don't think that one does anything for you.
-Told me what? -Miss Kendall, you gotta get moving.
Put a note on my desk Think thin
Of whom you so obviously disapprove.
Hello?
[CHUCKLES]
Last night, around, uh....
Doctor, I am gassed.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
So you became a Girl Scout, huh?
No.
-Bulletin, Kaplan has dandruff. -In that case, I think we should leave.
-Oh. -Will you check in later?
-May I help you, sir? -Yes, please.
Oh, thanks.
My name is Thornhill. Roger Thornhill. It's never been anything else.
-Which way did he go? -Where did he go?
-Oh, yeah. Where was that? -Larry and Arnold's, 1: 00.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Well, if you're gonna join me, you better make it a quart.
-I've begun to forget her already. -Good.
[CHUCKLES]
Witnesses described Kaplan's assailant as an attractive blonde in her late twenties.
How come?
What's that?
[DOOR BUZZES]
-Yes? -Uh....
Okay.
-... I'm certain it must've happened. -You're damn right.
ROGER: Herman. -Roger.
Come on, now.
...right up to the point he leaves the country tonight.
Who's Townsend?
Never mind that. Say to him: Kaplan.
WOMAN [ON PA]: Mr. Bernardi of the Swiss Observers Office.
... as the evening wore on.
I was just going to say that to her.
-You know that can't be. -Of course it can be.
No, I guess not.
That's right.
What happened to the first two marriages?
-It's him. -That's right. Congratulations, man.
That's me. What can I do for you?
Talk about?
... which he gave to an attendant in the General Assembly Building was false.
ROGER: I don't wanna sit.
Well, I got into it by accident. What's your excuse?
-Yes. -Industrial-designing business?
Out in the hall, a couple of minutes ago. Don't you remember?
Well, now you can include me.
[ROGER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
This is the room.
-Yes. -And did you have an appointment, sir?
-This is Lieutenant Harding. -How do you do?
Listen to me. I had nothing to do with this.
I'm afraid you're gonna wish you had cut it off sooner.
A little trouty, but quite good.
Here.
Prairie Stop, Highway 41. Good.
Dear, fellow, if you hadn't made yourself so attractive to Miss Kendall...
... I have to start pretending I've no desire to make love to her.
EVE: In a moment.
MAN 3: What Mrs. Finley means, is- -Oh, I know what she means.
-Well, naturally, if I'd known- -I couldn't tell you.
At which time I expect you and the defendant to be here, ready to go to trial.
-Mr. Thornhill. -Good night.
Fate?
-I'll call madam. JUNKET: You do that.
Call them up and have them come here immediately.
I want the girl.
Last night was last night and that's all there was.
TOWNSEND: He's addressing the General Assembly this afternoon.
Well, that's odd. He hasn't answered his telephone in two days.
And then at the Sheraton-Johnson Hotel in Rapid City, South Dakota.
Let the opposition have their high ratings while we cry all the way to the bank.
No, that's all right. I guess I deserved it.
Roger, dear, we were so worried about you.
Mm-hm.
Scotch, gin, vodka....
We haven't much time. Yeah, this way is more private.
On August 11th, you stayed at the Statler in Boston.
Games? Must we?
EVE: Thank you.