Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sold to Mr. Vandamm at 700.
Perfectly all right.
-Good night, Mr. Thornhill. -Good night, sweetie.
He went that way. I think he got off.
Really?
-It's become necessary. -Oh, I see.
You'll be picked up by the police the moment you show your face.
-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -My fault.
-How would you have felt? -In the cafeteria, when you fell.
I have a large drawing room all to myself.
Put a note on my desk in the morning: Think thin
-Oh. Thank you for your interest. -You're welcome, sir.
-The price? -For doing nothing to stop you.
No i didn't borrow laura's mercedes!
Oh, I'm so glad you're pleased, Mr. Townsend.
No, you're not. You're Roger Thornhill of Madison Avenue...
... and establish elaborate behavior patterns for him...
Yeah, and in all the right places too.
... from his would-be assassins, and when they gave chase...
-Nice of him to have opened the bed. -Yes.
I feel heavyish.
True.
Well, wouldn't it be nice if my problems and your plans were somehow connected?
Beats flying, doesn't it?
Good.
His is pointed at your heart. So, please, no errors of judgment, I beg of you.
There's my trademark. R. O. T.
Now, shall we get down to business?
I don't know that I care to accept that charge, professor.
... for Indianapolis at 2 and ask the driver to let you off at Prairie Stop, Highway 41.
I wonder if I could respectfully ask the gentleman...
We'll get them. We'll throw the book at them. Assault and kidnapping.
What the devil is that supposed to mean?
Yeah.
Roger. Roger, will you be home for dinner?
Well, of course you are. This is room 796, isn't it?
It's an old trick. Shoot one of your own to show that you're not one of them.
Now, obviously they've mistaken me for a much shorter man.
[ROGER WHISTLING]
Why don't you surprise me, Mr. Kaplan, and say yes?
That's where I hit the chair doing that phony fall in the cafeteria.
One thing we know: You're not fake. You are a genuine idiot
Sorry, I have to know their names before I can let you through.
-I'm offering you a chance to save it. VANDAMM: To exchange it.
General Assembly Building.
Wonderful.
There's not much time.
In private?
...that I took the long way around so nobody followed me.
Get my lawyer right away, and come out and bail me out.
Spread the good word in as many small-time segments as we can.
There's only the expedient exaggeration. You ought to know that.
I met Phillip Vandamm at a party one night and saw only his charm.
No, I-
Hi.
Did you, now?
ROGER: Our friend who's assembling the General Assembly this afternoon.
Yes, I know exactly what you mean.
-After dinner. -Now.
Oh, no, Mr. Thornhill. There is no such person as George Kaplan.
I wouldn't have a chance.
I mean, if my client says this is what happened...
You're an advertising man, that's all I know.
... give any hint to Vandamm that he's pursuing a decoy...
Uh, I'm all right, Mother. Good night. Good night, dear.
You could always take a cold shower.
No good, sir. You can't get involved in this.
Then why did you let the police chase me all over the map?
-Anything to report, Miss Kendall? -Why, yes. I had a fine night's sleep.
I'm beginning to think that no one in the hotel has actually seen Kaplan.
I decided to fall in love.
All right. What'll I do when I get there?
-Thank you. -It's quite all right.
And I just saw two men get out of a police car as we pulled into the station.
[PHONE RINGING]
They weren't smiling.
Yes, for using sex like some people use a fly swatter.
-He checked out? -That's right.
[DOOR BUZZES]
Or we could congratulate ourselves on a marvelous stroke of good fortune.
Put it any way you like.
Well, that is what's happening, isn't it?
Very good
-...in case you decided to change your mind. -You know what I think?
I told you, I'm not Kaplan, whoever he is. I'm-
JUDGE: Do you know him to be a reasonable man?
I'm afraid you'll have to.
ROGER: I insist.
... and I was wondering if I ought to go on changing the linens.
Please call at the communications desk of the public lounge.
-It's become necessary. -Oh, I see.
And here's the sofa where they held me down.
-Is anyone in the library? -No.
Sergeant Emile Klinger.
Mm-hm.
I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses.
You'll be all right after a good night's sleep. We got a nice cell all made up.
Because I bet you could tease a man to death without half-trying.
Now, wait-
Soon we'll be off together and I shall dedicate myself to your happiness.
Shall I?
VANDAMM: Jump in, Leonard. The champagne's fine.
There was a man at your table tonight in the dining car.
LEONARD: I'll do that. VANDAMM: Tell your knife-throwing chum...
Now, she seemed to think I'm Kaplan.