Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no. I'm awfully sorry.
-Well, the bid is already up to 2250, sir. -I still say 1,500.
Oh, well, I guess it's off to the hospital for me and back to danger for you.
-Last call. -Fifteen hundred.
Couldn't he have taken an hour?
Go ahead, it can't be for me.
By the way, what are we having for dessert?
[PHONE RINGING]
... he naturally had to drive as best he could under the, uh, circumstances.
Neatness is always the result of deliberate planning.
And I won't have, until I find George Kaplan who obviously knows what this is all about.
What was the last report?
VANDAMM: He wanted to destroy you. You had to protect yourself.
MAN 1: This magnificent pair of Louis XVI fauteuils.
It was quite obvious to him last night that she had become emotionally involved.
Can I say the 500?
I guess he's gonna play it safe with a long, slow descent.
Twenty-two-fifty twice.
ROGER: Honest.
... that earlier today, Thornhill appeared at Glen Cove police court...
I don't suppose it would do any good to show you ID cards...
What is your pleasure? How much to start?
My wives divorced me.
Just a second, you.
-Sold out? ATTENDANT: You can always go coach.
And much more than her life is at stake.
I've been staying in my apartment in town for the last month.
-Seven parking tickets. -Oh.
No, no, no, I mean $13. That's more than it's worth.
... who claims he's been mistaken for someone else.
Here, driver, take this lady back where she belongs.
Now...
Togetherness. You know what I mean?
Oh, after all those involved and explicit directions he gave you on the phone.
So you're the gentleman in room 796, aren't you?
You want me to jump off a moving plane?
You see?
Should I hang it in the closet, Mr. Kaplan?
Were you at home last night, Mr. Townsend?
-Suppose they don't come? -They'll come.
It will enhance any collection of fine art.
Please do.
She's worth every dollar of it, take it from me.
EVE: We can't.
You can probably make them do anything for you.
Such a nice face too.
No questions asked?
Well, what I mean is, the moment I meet an attractive woman...
You saw the newspapers. My fingerprints are on the knife...
-Where am I? -Glen Cove Police Station.
-I want to be taken to police headquarters. -You do, huh?
Help. Help me.
I can't.
-You're ruining my whole day. -Shh, shh. All right. Quiet. Shut up.
What a performance.
-I'm trying. -Come on, I've got you.
[SCREAMING]
Miss Eve Kendall is expecting me. She's in room four-something.
MAN 1: We offer catalog number 107.
-And still do. VAN DAMM: Rubbish.
They hurt deeply.
Can I join you?
MAN 1: How much to start the bidding on this collector's porcelain?
I was wondering about my earrings.
-Five hundred. MAN 1: Five hundred, thank you.
-I won't say a word. -How come?
New York Central Railroad, train number 25...
Seven years, Your Honor.
[WOMAN ON PA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
-Who did he kill? -He didn't say where he was going, did he?
-What took you so long? -Let's take a little walk.
They don't believe in marriage.
A pleasant journey, sir.
...who had come to the park to see the famed Mount Rushmore monument.
What can we do to save him without endangering our own agent?
VANDAMM: Are you sure? EVE: Mm-hm.
Last call.
Well, I want to thank you for saving my life. Thank you, my friend. Thank you.
Just a minute, please. Here.
-Right away? -Yes.
Are you sure?
-Should I? -Certainly not.
Well, one thing we know: You're no fake. You're a genuine idiot.
I asked the professor if I could see you again.
I have 2250. Do I hear 25?
...but I'm afraid you have put her in an extremely dangerous situation.
I'm sure Mr. Kaplan won't mind a few wrinkles.
EVE: But not endanger you. VANDAMM: Ah, rubbish.
It is ___ to ___.
I'm sorry, old man. Too bad. Keep trying.
My name is Roger Thornhill.
That plane's dusting crops where there ain't no crops.
Who are you kidding? You have no feelings to hurt.
Jack Phillips. Western sales manager for Kingby Electronics.
-Well, here we are again. -Yes.
-Did I give it to you personally? -Personally?
... tomorrow night at 7: 30.
Now you know everything.
Forgive me. Who are those people living in your house?
And thank her for her superb performance as Mrs. Townsend.
Phillip, if you don't mind, I'm going back to the house now.
We'll find out as soon as we book you for being drunk and disorderly.
Well, we better get moving.