Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It'll be easier if you take this yourself. Otherwise, it'll be necessary for us to insist.
Oh, yes. Well, these are the checks for the large cases.
So I see.
-You can't afford to be seen anyplace. -Well, let's have it up here. Nice and cozy.
One moment, please.
-Oh, well, look who's here. -Who? Where?
Like that business about the seven parking tickets?
No I Didn't borrow Lara's Mercedes
... that this was our own agent hot on his trail for a desperately important reason.
-My name? -Yes, please.
What made you arrive at the deduction that my feelings for Miss Kendall...
-Yes. OFFICER: Friend of yours?
We didn't invent our nonexistent man and give him the name of George Kaplan...
All play no play
[GRUNTS]
... instead of our own agent...
It's a nice face.
A simple no.
-I'm a mad killer on the loose. -You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Come in, please.
FLAMM: This is 1055. Sergeant Flamm.
You know what I mean?
Tomorrow morning, tell her.
What are you doing? You'll ruin everything.
Sometime, I'm sure.
Who isn't?
Did I misunderstand you about bringing her here?
But good luck to you both.
In fact, her whole body.
-I'll be late for the bridge club. -Good. You will lose less than usual.
That's right.
Considering your driver has a sledgehammer for a hand.
I see. I hope he clears up this silly business.
Hotel Sheraton-Johnson, Rapid City, South Dakota.
PORTER: Thank you, ma'am. Good night, now.
... and labored successfully to convince Vandamm...
At present, you are registered in room 796...
I want to be taken to police headquarters. I'm a dangerous assassin.
Well, if we ever get out of this alive...
Who was it?
No thank you, I can do it.
No, I didn't believe it either.
I want you all to know, I never saw this woman before last night.
Be with you in a minute.
-Yes, I can. -Do it.
Can't say it is, because it ain't.
I didn't want you to go on thinking that I....
Here. Taxi.
ROGER: Here they come. We have no choice.
I did. He checked out. Went to South Dakota.
-Get moving. -I haven't finished bidding yet.
I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter is next on the program.
Twenty-one hundred.
VAN DAM M: I've always understood you were a shrewd fellow at your job.
Now, Mr. Kaplan, suppose you tell me who you are and what you want.
-Will that be all, sir? -For the time being, yes.
Does anyone know this Thornhill?
Thanks to me?
In excellent condition. Please start the bidding.
... using Lester Townsend's house.
...with a few sordid details about Phillip and he told me that...
It was at this point that Mr. Thornhill succeeded in escaping...
-On me? -Sure.
... for Michigan City.
What's the situation, Leonard?
I'm sorry, sir, but we can't-
What people? The house is completely closed up.
I, uh.... Well, all right. What are you gonna tell him? Do you know that?
-I needed your help. -Well, you got it, all right.
Oh, don't worry.
Thank you very much.
[CHUCKLES]
[ROGER SIGHS THEN CLEARS THROAT]
Mr. Thornhill, it is my opinion that you are definitely intoxicated.
Pulling up your shorts leg instead of opening your fly… So you’re a big boy? -Yes.
-Yes, please. A Gibson. MAN: Right away.
Who'll say 1250?
-Stop. -Oh, excuse me.
Thank you, 200 is bid.
Well, please, just....
VANDAMM: There's nothing to worry about. EVE: I just lost my head.
Apparently, the poor sucker got mistaken for George Kaplan.
We might have if you hadn't stumbled into it.
-Take me to the United Nations. DRIVER: Right.
You seen wandering about in good health could've proved fatal to Miss Kendall.
Everyone's been cooperating beautifully.
Stay far away from me and don't come near me again.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Kaplan.
By the way, I want to compliment you on your colorful exit...
Yes, I did that. Thanks.
Three thousand. I bid 3000.
[LAUGHING]
You haven't gotten into trouble, Roger?
Put a note on my desk
I'll call him for you as soon as we get inside the station.
Wait, what's that supposed to be?
... due to leave at 6 p. m.
Don't tell me where we're going, surprise me.
Goodbye.
I needn't tell you how valuable she can be to us over there.
Mr. Thornhill told us that he was brought to this house against his will last night...
Don't you think it's time we were introduced?
-You keep walking. I'll catch up. -Yes, ma'am.
Oh, not lucky. Naughty. Wicked. Up to no good. Ever kill anyone?
I think you're jealous.
Yes. Well, thank you so much, Mother. Yeah, well, goodbye.
Your friends picked up the wrong package when they bundled me out here in the car.
-Who shall I say is calling? -County detectives.
But, after tonight....
-Sit back. -Didn't you hear what I said?
Lucky, I guess.
Thank you, sergeant.