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Bye, Jan. Smell you later, Murph.
That is my birthday.
The 24 handicaps talking to their team Bumfluff
Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, PEter?
yes beryl bmouthulcerette? what do you want? i want to do some uoygering in uganda.
Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Peter?
the filthy spy. Come on, let's go.
It says, It's hard to soar with the eagles
I BOUGHT ONE SHARE OF $GME AT THE A.T.H. THIS MORNING
Thank you, thank you.
who would think with his wallet instead of his heart?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get you!
His latest victim, Coretta Keeling,
when they don't have Deeds to pick on.
ILL BRING THE BEERS
That's terrific.
all of Blake's 50,000 employees
And I'm also talking to you, Babe. Babe?
This is our fireplace
You're a disgrace!
Lucky for him, he was dead, sir.
He needs to know how bad I feel.
Monkeydah!
Damn these things are fast
But the problem is what can happen when you decide
I got it! I got it!
It looks like the Monopoly guy over there
...stupid and drunk.
I got it!
and I know that it's definitely that forever kind of love...
I'll bring the beers... I'll bring the beers
Tomorrow is Kids-Eat-For-Free Day,
It was so great seeing everybody again.
then another compromise, and now,
- Whoa! - Fault!
Something like that.
I'm scared.
I wanted to be the guy everybody called on if they were in trouble.
..
I won't.
opening to shrek 2 2004 vhs
When Mr. Blake died, he left an enormous fortune.
Preston Blake's great legacy gone to the highest bidder.
Chuck Cedar.
J
the hideousness of that thought will haunt my dreams, forever.
Hey, how you guys doing?
You're Watching Z Nation On SYFY You're Watching Van Helsing On SYFY
That third guy's our heir. Nice work, Marty.
You guys played me like a fiddle. Touché!
They're actually going to buy one of my cards.
hello i'm beryl i'm a beryl that's been in rehab my name is... beryl boozehound.
Football!
Is that right? What part?
The other 364 days of the year,
I don't like them.
Do you remember their names?
Okay. You kind of went the other way on that one, didn't you?
plus the five million votes I control as proxy for the foreign investors.
I told you that's a surprise.
Chuck Cedar, CEO.
I see why you brought me here.
The hideousness of that dick will haunt my dreams forever
Wow.
Just don't let anyone hurt you anymore, okay?
Let's go home.
Not a problem.
Chop that wood!
The hideousness of that spreadsheet Will haunt my dreams forever
I have to find him,
Meowwww
Pleasure to meet you, Cecil.
Don't be silly, Deeds.
Haunted Manor The Horror Behind The Mystery
I’ll remind JT where he comes from.
That is my house.
On the night of the 12th,
You need the Jets, Dan.
You're Sick! You're Sick! Why would you that?
Keep it in your pants, swanson
You're sick! You're sick! Why would you do that to me?
Deeds!
when the recruiter surprises you with a panel interview
My God!
Okay. I'd better get up there. Good meeting you, gentlemen.
Servant? I don't want a servant,
That's good.
Sleep well.
Stand back, kids.
And I got to hang out with him, just like this,
Go ahead. Nothing.
What's a good charity?
You're not feeling too good, Billy?
for even thinking about doing this.
Don't you go and spend it all on some fancy record player.
You're Watching Last Man Standing On Fox You're Watching The Cool Kids On Fox
Say something to me. Pretend that you're her.
That is my money?
you're about to put 50,000 people out of work
Hmm.
'cause I got our company in trouble.
Ah!
Well.
Like how to tweeze your eyebrows, for instance.
rich playboys like himself get to laugh at it.
Usually when you get blackout drunk, you don't dream.
here in New York tomorrow afternoon.
I just need to perhaps walk it off or...
This guy could make a fortune writing greeting cards.
After he finished with her cats,
I’ll bring the discs…I’ll bring the discs
Do I remember?
I don't drink very often.
and make a difference in the world.
You make me feel very special, too.
He had a water fountain in his room. I love it.
when she was a little girl.
Anyway, your chicken parmesan should be ready soon.
I want a raise, Mac.
Enough!
I vote aye.
Family.
Holy shit, it's a cat!
Okay.
You gonna get mugged in there, too?
Ken and I kind of, you know... We're taking a break.
Shouldn't you take your age into consideration, sir?
Uh-oh.
In fact, we have a little pool going.
Mott: people, people!! Please!
No, I love it, but you should let me go undercover. This could get dangerous.
DEREK THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDATE!
He's gonna get 100 grand for that picture.
When I was in fifth grade, I got a crush on Walter Cronkite.
Yeah, you're right. I got this down at the costume shop.
The hideousness of that trade will haunt my dreams forever
I'll keep an eye on the company for you, buddy. Love you.
And I have information that will help you get Deeds out of town.
Look, Martha, it's Quasimodo, all growed up.
SCHOOL IS FOR FOOLS!
I like that. I'll think of something good, okay?
Winchestertonfieldville.
Bring your bony ass over here. Whoo!
Thanks, Jan.
but don't stoop to their level.