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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BUT IT'S NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES.
THAT FROM THE SPACE TELESCOPE?
IT'S PERSONAL FOR YOU.
WHERE YOUR SMART PIPE DATA IS AUCTIONED OFF TO DRUG COMPANIES, HOSPITALS, CORPORATE HEADHUNTERS, SPECULATORS, AND MORE.
FOR FOLKS WHO'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, WHAT IS SMART PIPE
I'M HERE WITH SMART PIPE'S HEAD OF PRODUCT, NOAH MARTIN.
AND YOU'RE ALSO GETTING UPDATES FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO USE SMART PIPE.
CALL HER. FIND OUT WHAT'S UP.
SO, THE MORE FRIENDS YOU HAVE, THE MORE CONNECTED YOU ARE.
YOU'RE ANDREW GOLDMAN, THE IN-HOUSE COUNSEL FOR SMART PIPE.
SO, I CAN "LIKE" ANYTHING THAT PASSES THROUGH MY FRIEND'S PIPES OR RE-PIPE IT TO MY DOWNSTREAMERS.
A freaking guy is dead! U r bad
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