Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

GET ONLINE. SIGN THE PETITION.

LET'S SHOW HIM THE PHOTO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WOULD YOU FLUSH THAT?

THE FACT IS THAT SMART PIPE

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE NOT SURE.

THE USER, TO YOUR IF A CHILD SITS DOWN ON A SMART PIPE TOILET

BUT IF WE KNEW WHERE IT WAS, WE'D BE OPENING OURSELVES UP TO ALL SORTS OF REGULATORY HASSLES

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR.

IF I HAD INFORMATION THAT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

I MEAN, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS INSTALL SMART PIPE,

BUT I STILL GOT QUESTIONS, LIKE IF SMART PIPE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG

IT'S MY ANUS, AND I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT.

OKAY, NOW FOR THE FUN PART.

SMART PIPE NOW STORES ALL METADATA IN A SECURE OFFSHORE SERVER.

SO WHEN PEOPLE LIKE CONGRESSMAN TAD MITCHELL STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR EFFORTS TO CHANGE THE GAME