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Hey, hey, I'll tell you what.

with an electric can-opener? No, thank you.

Oh, God. Oh, bloody bhaji breath.

Yes, I do. OK, good.

because he's such a fat fuck.

It's you. I didn't realise. Sorry.

I sort of quite like that.

I don't mean it to be rude.

I wrote "merry Xmas" in the snow.

Hi, I'm Jen. Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Bowling. Bowling. Bowling. Bowling.

Oh, by the way, I've spoken to Miss Moss

Don't! Yeah. We're late again.

So you know how to play it. Who wants to go first?

Do you know what I really miss? What?

Oh! You're not doing it properly.

I know she wouldn't offer us a lift.

Must be love. Yeah, I suppose.

Just let me watch the end of this. You know what?

Carl Collins says I've got eyes like a shark.

Shoes off. Shoes off.

Maybe that would have helped you cross the road.

Mine never..... They always die.

Do you know what? Probably... Babe, I wouldn't get too crazy,

I can hear his key in the door.

But the markings are the same. Similar, yeah.

Ollie, where are you going? Don't leave us with him!

No, I wasn't coming. No?

Just put a black-and-white one. But, yeah, I can see...

But then it wasn't. No, no, it was out the road.

Can I call you back in two seconds?

Sorry. Oh, God. Don't ask.

Oh, my God! Take your coat off!

"It'll get out the road now. Surely it'll get out the road."

Yeah, I know. They're always like that, blokes, aren't they?

Is it "Battus"?

Yes, indeed. Yeah. Are you going to have a go?

So probably like a royal, something like that. Yes. Yeah, you were.

He's such a bitch.

Well, I've been here five years.

Have you tried just standing outside the back door

Um... deep pan.