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Dude, he is right.

You sat here, in this very booth, and you said...

- Pause. - No, Lily, we cannot pause this anymore.

Have a great night.

- before you say, "Enough"? - One more. One more time.

Thanks, guys, we just need a minute. Sort of a big life decision.

OLDER TED; And that's how Robin and I ended up together,

No, you have to come down here.

Do I have an extra key to your apartment?

That was the universe.

who co-opt it to get laid.

Ted, she is going on that camping trip.

I can't do this anymore. I need an answer.

Well, if it's not yes then it's a no.

Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen?

- Think there's still one left. - Dibs.

and then, whatever she says, yes or no, that's it.

Have you ever seen a rain dance?

we should just break up right now.

Did I leave the room at some point? When did that happen?

What are you talking about?

I can't believe this.

- I don't plan out every... - Oh, really?

I'm sorry. I just need to do this before settling down forever.

Whoa, chills. Anybody else get chills?

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