Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sometimes I think of the smartest thing to say,
“Afternoon everybody.” “Hey, Dennis!!”
This is Sam "Mayday" Malone,
I'm standing in a popular watering hole called Cheers.
It was the most exciting thing I ever saw!
Almost everybody.
He wrote it down. "One beer."
Come on, Sam. It's good advertising. It would help business.
v v
Vera dragged me to the mortuary to arrange our funeral.
Good evening Willllllllll
What'll you do with the ashes?
Come on. I haven't got all day.
Oh, darn you, Harry!
Do Kirk Douglas!
And we could talk about what I'd do about the crisis in the Mideast.
Sorry? I was practising suspending this coin in mid-air.
How much are you giving him?
Martina Navra... No.
I'm trying to help you guys out. If you wanna upgrade...
You have to open your eyes, see what's in front of you.
Did he take you for anything, Norm?
then I wanna talk about my triumph over alcoholism.