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When I look into your eyes, I see the future.
I love you.
She doesn't have to get up till nine, and she's an incredibly heavy sleeper.
What the...?
- It was a classic. - Yeah, dude.
No, I was kidding.
Good. You're wetting down the floor for the older folks.
Baby, that sucks, cos I was gonna totally blow you away.
I'm in a rare position of power here.
Or how she's the only person I know who sneezes with her eyes open.
Just focus on the little things you love about her.
You and your mother are basically the same person.
- No biting. - Just take it, you girl.
I don't buy into all that new-agey crap.
If your life was on the line you couldn't squeeze one eloquent thought
Once you embrace a relationship and decide you're in,
- Did you sleep with her again? - How does everybody know?
You are an unpredictable, passionate person
everything becomes easier, and I am in, baby.
I'm not that much of a commit-a-phobe.
I convinced her to dump her boyfriend, and then realised I don't want her.
Lets give it up for the caterers Good chicken