Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I like stupid movies. - Let's rent Kangaroo Jack tonight.

How did it go picking up my brother at the airport?

That's a hard act to follow.

We love hanging out with each other. Maybe that's love.

- A clicky top. - Does this mean we're amigos?

- How can you not remember those... - Oh, God, the two guys.

I know that makes you angry, but...

- Boyfriend? - Should I not have said that?

Most guys would've caught me. I love that you didn't.

When I asked you if you wanted to write your vows, you said yes.

- What's going on with you? - Jordan and I aren't...

- My mom is perfect. - Look, kid, you're just confused.

- Who knows what love really is? - I do.

- Or we could shoot rats at the dump. - Dammit. She's perfect on paper.

I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops?

Thanks for letting me crash at your place while Carla's family's in town.

When it's my turn to listen to the baby monitor, when you sleep, I turn it off.

It's killing me that I could be hurting her. You're a very loud chewer.