Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When it's my turn to listen to the baby monitor, when you sleep, I turn it off.

I know that makes you angry, but...

When I asked you if you wanted to write your vows, you said yes.

- My mom is perfect. - Look, kid, you're just confused.

I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops?

We love hanging out with each other. Maybe that's love.

It's killing me that I could be hurting her. You're a very loud chewer.

- What's going on with you? - Jordan and I aren't...

- Who knows what love really is? - I do.

- How can you not remember those... - Oh, God, the two guys.

- I like stupid movies. - Let's rent Kangaroo Jack tonight.

How did it go picking up my brother at the airport?

- Boyfriend? - Should I not have said that?

- A clicky top. - Does this mean we're amigos?

- Or we could shoot rats at the dump. - Dammit. She's perfect on paper.

That's a hard act to follow.

Thanks for letting me crash at your place while Carla's family's in town.

Most guys would've caught me. I love that you didn't.