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What?
Not him.
Elliot and I are like best friends.
Not funny yet.
I assume you're saying "Let me out or I'll kill you." Not gonna happen.
And now we live together.
Are you the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld?
Shut up, Marco.
Chew louder.
Change is good.
and rip each other new ones, make it special.
- I'll go put on some underwear. - Please, Larry.
Sweetie, it's five to nine, and my Denver omelette's not gonna make itself.
What part of "I'm not fighting with you anymore" do you not get?
- No soup for you. - Rad.
You have so much Botox in your expressionless face I can't tell.
What is it again? "You're out of luck in the soup department?"
Aren't they amazing?
This chicken is fantastic.
He is so the Soup Nazi. Trick him.
I don't have testicular cancer.
but I don't think that means we gotta stop all together.
Maybe Elliot's just not the right fit.