Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listening to Turk made me think a lot about love.

- It's for us. You suck at Scrabble. - Do I look mad?

I kept right on going with my birthday party.

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out,

Anyway, I may not ever be able to tell you how much you mean to me,

It's not because I'm Ionely, and it's not because it's our rehearsal dinner.

Oh, my God, that board meeting went on forever.

I have uncontrollable hostility towards small rodents.

Welcome to work, boys. Be the best janitors you can be today.

as long as I see your smile, none of that stuff scares me.

and you challenge me each and every day.

I am not fighting with you anymore, ever.

And Christopher?

The next person to get in my face will wish they hadn't.

You don't wanna fight in front of Jack anymore,