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Do you wear a nanny mask or slap on a name tag that says, "I'm your mommy"?
You're not even dressed yet? We gotta pick up Carla on the way, man.
Ready to go? I say we pick up some Chinese and hang at home tonight.
Don't piss off the janitor. End of story.
If it's OK with you, I'm gonna take my relationship advice
Maintenance? I have your names now. The maintenance brothers.
sweetest boy in the whole world, and no matter how hard you look,
- You know where to take him. - Who's taking me where?
I'm on top of it. This weekend will go off without a hitch.
that you get a crinkle over your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts.
I'm sure Elliot doesn't wanna spend her life with someone who doesn't love her.
I see kids. I see minivans.
- Those pants make your ass look giant. - Stop.
Awesome. I'm gonna go work on them some more.
- My face'll never look 40. - You're right. My bad.
you will be my baby forever, baby.
Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich,
Until we had to put their horse down.
It's so great to finally be able to call you my boyfriend.
and I love that you are...
I need your help, man. It's about Elliot.
Cool.
- What are you doing with that guy? - I thought I'd date a celebrity.
When I look at Carla, I see the future. I see kids. I see minivans.