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Cool.
Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?
You're not even dressed yet? We gotta pick up Carla on the way, man.
that you get a crinkle over your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts.
I need your help, man. It's about Elliot.
If it's OK with you, I'm gonna take my relationship advice
- Those pants make your ass look giant. - Stop.
Do you wear a nanny mask or slap on a name tag that says, "I'm your mommy"?
Maintenance? I have your names now. The maintenance brothers.
I see kids. I see minivans.
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich,
Until we had to put their horse down.
Ready to go? I say we pick up some Chinese and hang at home tonight.
When I look at Carla, I see the future. I see kids. I see minivans.
- My face'll never look 40. - You're right. My bad.
- What are you doing with that guy? - I thought I'd date a celebrity.
- You know where to take him. - Who's taking me where?
sweetest boy in the whole world, and no matter how hard you look,
Don't piss off the janitor. End of story.
It's so great to finally be able to call you my boyfriend.
Awesome. I'm gonna go work on them some more.
I'm sure Elliot doesn't wanna spend her life with someone who doesn't love her.
and I love that you are...
I'm on top of it. This weekend will go off without a hitch.
you will be my baby forever, baby.